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Wait, you guys are not building castles?
Jonathan Smith
Asher Hall
Juan Morris
Every fort in all of Human history has fallen. Therefore, forts don't work.
Jeremiah Gonzalez
We need to go back to the days when the elites made monuments to God
Sebastian Cox
Just commit suicide, clearly you'll die anyway right?
So OP, what are we looking at? New construction at a very old site??
Jason Allen
I have a good location in the mountains but there is a lack of naturally occurring stone there. Are wooden castles acceptable?
Caleb Gonzalez
i don't have a license
Carter Young
For anyone wondering this castle is the one in Notecka Forest.
Yeah, really sad change of pace isn't it?
Brandon Peterson
Well, we all know that's nit happening in our lifetimes.
Carter Hughes
Malbork never fell. It just got bought
Connor Stewart
Helms Deep has never fallen
Austin Howard
every house in europe is a castle user, why build more ?
Mason Nguyen
I just have to win the Eurojackpot first. The room in that high tower looks perfect for NEET life.
Isaiah Sanders
But what about global warming, it’ll be under water in a couple of years.
Jayden Nelson
based, castles are unironically the most aesthetically pleasing homes humans have ever created.
Connor Wright
nice bait, fortifications are attrition
Ethan Ramirez
Gonna be really useful when the mongols invade again
Zachary Cooper
>New construction at a very old site??
Construction of a castle from scratch somewhere in Poland
Jaxson Mitchell
Good luck growing food inside that
Nolan Martin
Yeah, here, let me just pull a billion dollars out of my ass and I'll get right on it.
Kayden Gomez
A good base for Any Forumshq during the happening
Nolan Jones
>Anchored directly to bedrock
>Takes 300yrs to finish
>Organic as fuck, real materials
>800 men die while building it
>Generational wealth
>Shit off the side through a hole
>Everything is candle lit and fireplace lit
>Has an actual dungeon, actual parapets, actual ramparts, actual towers, actual drawbridge
>Have your own in house black smith/forge
I have a castle boner.
Brody Sanders
hello andrew
Austin Jones
What has this to do with politics. Can someone rangeban Pollacks?
Robert Peterson
Give me bricks or stone and mortar I will, it's not hard but you need materials
Camden Miller
The people who build that are wealthy enough they can just have it flown in. If they were concerned about food production they wouldn't have build it in the middle of a forest.
Lucas Gray
Yes, you can scale the walls with lime or stucco or siding or even fake stone to make them fire resistant
Anthony Murphy
and it has a moat so if society falls apart black can't rob you
Gabriel Barnes
>red bric
hang yourself
Grayson Myers
Why can't people kick a topic around once in a while? At least it isn't:
>Why are white women whores?
>Why are white women fucking black guys?
>How do we fix white women?
>Demoralization thread #99,007
Landon Harris
why di they stick it right in the river instead of on the bank?
Liam Bell
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Jason Collins
Castles are a great investment, like Neuschwanstein. It bankrupted the state and who the fuck needed a castle in 1869 anyway, like, hello? Ever heard of CANNONS?
But it has made its money back many times over with tourism. A hundred years from now people will visit your 100 year old castle just like people have been visiting Neuschwanstein for 70 years.
Disney's castles make their money back a thousand times over.
Aaron King
so you can only get there by bridge
Blake Fisher
Is that Putin other Mcmansion ?
Noah Parker
Shit's so fucking stupid. We've all these advancements but a single castle bankrupts a country? Literally what is the point of modernity.
Isaac Brown
You are retarded.