The cardboard straw is the penultimate expression of neoliberal social and economic conditioning. You are forced to use something which is considerably worse than what came before it, and you are told it is both equivalent and yet also better. Its inferiority decays in your mouth as you use it and it leaves you frustrated and irate. You ask yourself why? Why am I forced to use this cardboard straw and you come to accept that those who are forcing it upon you enjoy your suffering. They watch you squirm to adapt to this new and uncomfortable world. They want to you to accept the delusion of the cardboard straw as a psychological tolerance baseline of how else they want to reduce your quality of life. Reject the cardboard straw.
The cardboard straw is the penultimate expression of neoliberal social and economic conditioning...
Jayden Jenkins
Brayden Morris
Only women and fags use straws.
Matthew Thomas
Its a part of the COMMUNIST AGENDA...
Evan Hall
>2002
Landon Rogers
I have a couple of glass straws.
I rarely need to use a straw since I'm not a McFat that buys junk food.
Jacob Long
>2022
Evan Flores
YES IT ALL BOILS DOWN TO THE CARDBOARD STRAW
FUCKING COMMIES!
Dominic Carter
cardboard is way nicer than plastic
unless you're some kind of a transhumanist neumenschen
Blake Scott
Reject straw
Drink like an adult man.
Isaiah Bell
This never stops me not making me mad