Chris Chan Trial

>grand jury trial assessment in three days
>releases letter describing Barb as ‘zombie like’ and confused because he’s mad she gets the house and he has to find somewhere else if he gets out
>doesn’t realise he’s effectively saying that he raped an elderly spastic

He just can’t help himself

> I have just received your letter. Listen. Barb is stubborn out one thing, mainly: her shallowness and her financial problems, Hence why we have this Kickstarter page now to Buy her out so I can return Home with her relocated. She married Robert for the fact he Had the House to Live in. Meditate on that. Also, Barb is literally a Zombie-Like Living Body with little remaining of Barbara (her Soul) within her anymore; that living body is Running on Fumes at this point. She CAN NOT Drive anymore, regardless of Van loss; she has the fridgid mental activity and physical ability like a scared deer in headlights nearly ALL the time since even before June, 2021. unintelligible

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> she has the fridgid mental activity and physical ability like a scared deer in headlights nearly ALL the time since even before June, 2021. unintelligible
Uh oh Chris

>*DO NOT UPLOAD THIS LETTER ONLINE ANYWHERE, PLEASE*
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ayo, this be that sonichu nigger?
that shit be mid yo fr fr

It's depressing that he literally no longer has the capacity to understand that his actions have consequences. The Chris-chan saga is going to end with him getting shanked in prison or dying on the street, all because he never learned the meaning of the word "no"

Kek Chris turned her into a sex doll zombie

chris chan has better handwriting than me.

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In the nature vs nurture debate, do you think there's a timeline where Chris Chan had a strong male authority figure in his life that helped him become a happy confident young man? Do you think this was a genetic inevitability, or do you think there's another timeline where Chris is a manager at Walmart and goes home to a totally normal girlfriend at their small apartment with 2 cats?

>DO NOT UPLOAD THIS LETTER ONLINE ANYWHERE, PLEASE

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Based

> no longer
He never had it to begin with. He just had less and less people telling him no as he got older.

That motherfucker's handwriting is still better mine...
pic related

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Most likely sent to developmentally delayed residential habilitation program. Where he will be watched 24/7 in an apartment with roommates also in the program. Be assigned counselors, given psych drugs and given like skills to work on like taking a fucking shower. I work for one of these programs and take care of degenerate retards like Chris Chan.

Uh ask the sonic totem

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He never had a chance, Barb and Bob where so fucking old when they had him, the egg was for sure damaged and bobs sperm was probably dust. He came out like this

I think admitting that he smashed her two days before the grand jury trial (remember, the jail screens all outgoing mail so this was passed on to both his lawyers and the prosecution) has sunk any hope of this not going to trial

kek

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He writes letters with all the mentality of a 9 year old.

>do not upload this letter online
how fucking retarded can this faggot get?

It doesn't help that he seemed pretty coherent in that letter.

You are Evel Knievel tho to be fair

>I work for one of these programs and take care of degenerate retards like Chris Chan.
I bet you've seen some shit, user. Tell us a story...

How did you end up with that job?

That is not the writing of a crazy man. He knows full well what he did. This trail will not go well for him.

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Will the mothman come and rape me tonight?

He belongs in a One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest style sanitarium, but since we closed all those he will just drift around sleeping on the streets until he stabs some woman on her way home from work. Best place for people like this is committed. He can play Pokemon 12 hours per day with other artists, and plenty of angry black orderlies around to kick his ass when he gets uppity.

Will I be raped by the mothman tonight?