Why can't the world be like the Shire? I just want everyone to be jolly hobbits

Why can't the world be like the Shire? I just want everyone to be jolly hobbits...

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because jews

It was Europe then Mordor invaded us

Sins.

The Shire didn't look very diverse. No wonder they were so easily conquered.

in a better timline maybe but this is LITERALY CLOWNWORLD
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Go to NZ if you want that.

True but I also like the elfs city rivendell

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best thread ever.

Beorn's self-sufficient lifestyle with his animal companions sounded incredible. Plus bears are cool

jews

>Why can't the world be like the Shire?

You refuse to live in a rural area

Fuck I just realized it would have sounded much better if I've said "literally" fuck

Was there any hobbits with darker skin?

Because of orcs and elves.

I just went to walmart. I'm currently begging god for permanent blindness.

kek'd and check'd

I'm from a place like that.
Rural community spread out over a couple miles. Not dense enough to even be considered a village though.

No liberals around, but it sure never felt like it was explicitly right wing.

Truth

What is Chile when we helped you in Falklands?

THIS

Looks like that in a lot of British villages desu.
Elves in JR's universe aren't the elves to whom you refer.