Jewish media in a nutshell

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Touch grass

What does that even mean?

>be human abomination
>want to do something horrific to save $30
>the last brain cell holding any morality gives you pause
>go ask the internet for advice

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>Touch
>Grass
I know those words. But combining them like this.... I don't understand. Do you mean... Go smoke weed?

Maybe it's "go outside"?

Self respect is dead, and not surprisingly western civilization with it.

In what way is this horrific? It's an inanimate object that can be cleaned. Most people live in houses that people have died in. You just clean it and move on, pussy bitch.

People keep telling me to do this, so I keep a jar of it on my desk for easy access now.

People reuse sex toys with different partners? seems kinda gross.

People buy used and unwashed sex toys

So why didn't he say that?

I let a hooker dildo my ass while we 69'd lol

Honestly though, it depends a lot on how or why she died. In some accident like being hit by a car or something? Yeah should be fine, give it a good wash and don't let the new girl know.
Did she die from complications from a STD? Some sort of internal trauma caused by that same sex toy? Probably better to just toss it, just to be safe.

I dunno. My guess is as good as yours

I'm a 40 year old boomer, I touched grass all this morning tending to my lawn.
I don't know what else you want from me.

Yep, that’s disgusting

Ouch.. that’s gross user, except if that was a tranny prostitute

>Ouch.. that’s gross user, except if that was a tranny prostitute
it was

My dick is in the grass, what now?