YOU WILL BECOME BRAZIL

>AND YOU WILL FINALLY BE HAPPY

Brazilians are NORMAL and LAID BACK! Either you become like us or you will kill yourselves over morality.

That is the whole point, we are monkeys. We are not the nation that will set borders on what is acceptable and try to sweeten truth with words. Call us monkeys and it runs like water off a raincoat for we behave as such. We normalized shitting besides a bin since our plumming cannot handle paper, we have normalized a 2% risk of suicide every time we take a bath in a brazilian shower, we have normalized more violence than a war zone, we have normalized transgenders and all sorts of behaviors much before you — and guess what, we have done all this without alienating our culture and wrecking our national unity apart. I'd not be surprised if the nuclear holocaust happened, and only the brazilians and the cockroaches survived.

Unlike these fanatical "first-world" ideologues who don't tire their sophism until their mentally-broken victim takes an axe wound between the legs, the brazilians do not need ideology at all. We affirm the trap for we love the messy sex, we affirm the 24/7 softcore porn on TV for it's quality family time, we affirm living as a monkey because that is fun — and the entirety of civilization is going through a painful ideological revolution only to affirm by conviction what the brazilian has always known by instinct: fucking and killing senselessly is the only healthy lifestyle.

You think I am badmouthing Brazil? I am not. I badmouth the europeans, americans and their humourless autists who are starting a civil war over pedophilia, interracial marriage, traps and the rambling of mentally ill women. While you destroy yourselves over the right to diddle children, we'll be sniffing big bunda until we see ourselves walking among the stars.

Don't ask what is wrong is Brazil. We ask what the fuck is wrong with you all.

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does anyone speak monkey I cant make heads or tails of this monkey babble

Stop

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> While you destroy yourselves over the right to diddle children, we'll be sniffing big bunda until we see ourselves walking among the stars.
Salute

I don't get it, you're subhuman and proud? Like there's nothing positive in your post. Is this some reverse psychology bs?

>be Japan
>the home of the greatest self-conscious autists on Earth
>constantly worried about 'SHAMEFURR DISPRAY', need cell bars on windows to stop you from jumping off while brazilians use those to stop brazilians from breaking in
>greatest contribution to world culture is movies, toys and cartoons intended for children
>so mentally ill your government lies about its GDP because it is afraid of losing the prestige of being the world's third largest economy
>constantly caught in Europe-tier shit flinging, unironically picking fights with a billion+ people over islands
>entire population is lonely and horny yet they won't have sex for the life of them, chronically incels and femcels
>unable to partake in any political discussion that is not about your pointless island or Korea, consist in the single most self-centered and selfish posters in the entire board
>brazilians on the other hand are reputed for being alongside the swiss the best posters on Any Forums

The samurai fears the macaco.

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We already own Australia.
Don't believe me?
Look at their flag.
That isn't the southern cross, it is an outline of Brazil

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You are an intellectually honest person.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=vJCzA2FP5to

Indeed, FUCK JAPAN.

>wow looks like a cool place to chill and fuck, let me google brazil birth rate
>1.72
dude wtf

Does brazil have any global political power? Not really huh... weird... i wonder why

It fell due to Covid and women being afraid of the inevitable rape during child delivery. It was 2.1 not long ago.

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>me in the back

thems a lot of words monkey boy

There's nothing normal about the slutdom and debauchery I saw there when I lived in Florianopolis for a year.

you should be worrying about your right to farm and own land instead of anything else.

Thanks god the japanese exists

This is patently false and absurd. Female promiscuity is very natural to women. It is why Patriarchy was developed--to curb the natural whoring inclinations of women.

I apologized.

Maybe we should have restricted the rape of the unconscious and other such practices to only a few, previously government-appointed streets?

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Brazil, home of the greatest asses on planet earth

Your country will end as venezuela, now lula will win and is over for brazil.

God I love Any Forums

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lol? women are gigasluts by nature, user. do you think religion and patriarchy serve no purpose?

Hearty kek
Maybe Brazil isn't that bad after all

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>>brazilians on the other hand are reputed for being alongside the swiss the best posters on Any Forums

imagine being this delusional
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongrel_complex

Brazil is the future of the developed world. No laws enforced, rampant prostitution, drugs freely available everywhere, corrupt government in the pockets of corporations, cartels running entire cities ect.. this is the endgame of human society not exploring the stars.

sou americano mas posso chama você macaco? Acho que só argenthinos tem a direita por isso.