Aus/pol/ fake shooting edition

>Australia's Anthony Albanese said seeing the U.S. struggle with gun violence showed "the fortunate position Australia’s in of having these strong gun controls."
huffpost.com/entry/australia-gun-laws-us_n_62e7783be4b006483a9ee12c

>An avowed fan of Triple J, Albanese praised many aspects of the ABC, from the credibility of its news and current affairs programming to its crucial role during the pandemic and the bushfires.
theguardian.com/media/2022/aug/05/only-ideology-or-fear-would-push-a-government-to-attack-abc-anthony-albanese-says

>Some muslim bitch mad at pauline hanson for stealing her thunder.
>"I think it's unfortunate that I can't claim to be the first person who has worn Muslim attire inside those same chambers," Senator Payman said.
abc.net.au/news/2022-08-07/fatima-payman-new-labor-senator-blazing-a-trail/101303298

Australia faces real threat of ‘high-intensity conflict’ with China, expert warns
news.com.au/technology/innovation/military/australia-faces-real-threat-of-highintensity-conflict-with-china-expert-warns/news-story/9b27c45ea0f7957d73c4b01bcf0b79bb

>“Why are they here?” At least one other contestant did not hold back her thoughts on Block quitters Elle and Joel in the season’s first episode.
news.com.au/entertainment/tv/reality-tv/elle-ferguson-and-joel-patfull-savaged-by-block-contestant-sarah-jane-in-episode-one/news-story/cb130fbed0572e46a989774816309bed

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elam
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darius_the_Great
abc.net.au/news/2022-08-07/china-takes-aim-at-australia-stimulates-attack-taiwain/101308534
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3562751/Harrowing-photos-Port-Arthur-massacre-unfolded-20-years-ago.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

I took 20 jabs in 2 weeks.
I made 10K easy money
AMA.

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Offt. Maybe we should ban assault railings too.

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Okay mod fair play, thank you for baking a real aus/pol/ now how about you REMOVE THE FUCKING RANGEBAN FROM VICTORIA BEFORE I GO FULL AUTISM
Cuz... I will... My autism is pretty extreme...
u kno this... Just stop doing what fucking Ian of all people wants? Or is Ian a fucking mod now and he rangebanned Victoria personally?

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If you have a work colleague you can't stand, leave an anonymous note on their desk telling them you're concerned about their safety since they haven't had their 4th dose yet.

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I couldn't be bothered archiving so technically still a shit bake. Thanks though user

This is the most senior sailor in Australia's navy.
They are the only thing protecting you for 1 billion zipperheads.
Let that sink in.

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Is that a tranny? Funnily enough I was reading about the Philipines army today. 100K members you have and 3 special forces units. Are you going to let the Chinese rape and pillage your country as you let the Japs?
Should throw in an RT or Al Jazeera article though, need a bit less globohomo.

Remember

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what is the worst town in australia and why is it ipswich?

driving thru ipswich cbd at this time is like going to a zombie movie.
>>boarded up stores
>>empty derelcit buidlings along main street
>>every normal person moved rural or to springield redbank
>>teenage hoons riding thru the city


how it hasnt' been levelled yet is beyond me
same for caboolture...

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>High intensity conflict
Like when you can't find the tv remote so you stand up and it's not there but your gf next to you doesn't stand up and they tell you too look somewhere else but when they stand up it was in their side cushion type high-intensity conflict?

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Will do next time. Cheers cunt

>not homosexual zoomer thread
I approve

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Daily reminder that Albanese has done nothing to address the foreign gas companies exporting billions of dollars worth of our gas whilst paying no tax in Australia. 96% of gas companies here are foreign owned. 71% of all LNG exported goes to China. The gas companies aren't made to keep any gas extracted for the local market. Profiteering on the current high global energy costs. Aussies are being charged premium prices to 'import' LNG despite the fact that we have some of the worlds largest natural gas resources right here.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elam
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darius_the_Great
History in the middle east is actually pretty awesome. So many ancient remains still there from thousands of years ago. Really cool artefacts too. There is no way these cunts didn't have something guiding them along. I wouldn't mind buying some books that go well into this stuff, it's pretty fun to read about.

>Some muslim bitch mad at pauline hanson for stealing her thunder.
>"I think it's unfortunate that I can't claim to be the first person who has worn Muslim attire inside those same chambers," Senator Payman said.

Hahahahha hearty kek

Well i mad, i activated a bunch of shitpost bots across 27 networks, Who knew indian call centre computers could be so valuable kek?
I will honestly turn it all off if victoria loses its rangeban, victoria being rangebanned cuz Ian posted Lolli with a victorian IP isn't fair fuckheads.

Breaking: China has warned Australia!
abc.net.au/news/2022-08-07/china-takes-aim-at-australia-stimulates-attack-taiwain/101308534

>Aus/pol/ fake shooting edition

Careful user you may be forced to pay 65 gorrillion as damages to the families.

You know where you fucked up if anything?
You rangebanned him when he was networking to a desktop PC, you could have actually tracked him but you useless fuckheads rangebanned Victoria instead, you do my fucking head in.

kek.

>work tomorrow

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Okay great tip mods, Ian uses Windows 7 on all of the machines he uses to connect to other computers when posting.
Figure that one out, jesus fucking christ, anyone who thinks glowniggers post here is retarded because Ian should have been all across the news 5 years ago if that were true.

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What a coincidink, the new RSM-Army is also a frontbum medic.
I guess the WOD of the Waaf is at least a Tranny with rainbow hair-dye by now.

Cunts fucked. Wish I was on arvo shift.

You don't need guns here because you don't have a nigger problem. I'm extending my visa

>victims
Kek. I would fuck a few of them. Aussie women before 2002 were pretty hot.

Also look how many jews are at the memorial service. Disgusting
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3562751/Harrowing-photos-Port-Arthur-massacre-unfolded-20-years-ago.html

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Who is Ian and what connection does he have to the New Zealand Heroin smuggling ring?

I hope she's paying attention to Ukraine. Australia isn't prepared to defend itself, it lacks the capability despite our advantage of being a relatively remote island. Where's our s400's? where's our Kaliber missiles? Singapore actually has better defense capabilities than we do. Perhaps we're putting too much reliance on them to stop or slow any threat to Australia. ditto for the U.S
Australia needs anti-ship missiles (and not one or two that can be shot down, lots of them), it needs subs, it needs defense personal and by that I don't mean US marines controlling the anti-ship missiles on our soil.

Ian is the owner of aus/pol/. He actually runs the show.

Fucken in-laws still live out there in moores pocket, I refuse to go visit them

Let me just adjust my tinfoil hat.
Ian is a glownigger who faked being a real user by stealing the identity of a well known user from cuz you know... aus/pol/ was called
>/DAT/
before 2015 when the real Ian got half of the generals on /o/ banned from the board including /DAT/ which caused the move to Any Forums

Now everyone wanting to pretend they are not glow in the dark says "Ian" and is granted instant immunity because the paranoid schizos from Any Forums that started posting on /DAT/ without any idea of how Banter works think banter = glownigger.

Have i explained it well enough?
Ian is actually a Any Forums moderator.

> being a tool for CNN to shill gun control to Americans
Yeah nice diplomacy, really good stuff

Ian stop posting Lolli and remove the rangeban from Victoria you sick cunt don't make me tell MERINO glowies what you were posting last night because i fucking will.

The nuke subs are like 10 years away we better have some missiles or China will do us like Taiwan today.

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Fuck the gun laws in Australia

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Thanks wagecuck.
t. DSP NEET

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As he opened up his twitter
Was the sound of
"Fuck viggers"
He opened up the mayoclinic
Entered search term
"why am I sick?"
Blood is clotting his enlarged heart
And a magnet's
Stuck on his arm
So he ran into the Walgreen's
Rolled his sleeve up
Another vaxsneed

Jabbie are you okay, so jabbie are you okay, are you okay jabbie?
>Jabbie are you okay, so jabbie are you okay, are you okay jabbie?
Jabbie are you okay, so jabbie are you okay, are you okay jabbie?
>Jabbie are you okay, so jabbie are you okay, are you okay jabbie?

Jabbie are you okay
Will you tell us, that you're okay?
There's a man on the tv
Selling vaccines, an investor jabbie
He's telling you to get your 5th dose
And then a 6th dose, from Moderna
Blood in every hole you can bleed from
Then the man said
"No refunds"

Jabbie are you okay, so jabbie are you okay, are you okay jabbie?
>Jabbie are you okay, so jabbie are you okay, are you okay jabbie?
Jabbie are you okay, so jabbie are you okay, are you okay jabbie?
>Jabbie are you okay, so jabbie are you okay, are you okay jabbie?

You've been vaxxed by
You've been jabbed by
A Jew criminal

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Is it normal for your shits to be absolutely rancid the dat after an HSP?
Fuck they are nice once in a while but U think the result should be proof enough that it is not normal for daily human consumption.

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China can't even invade Taiwan kek they would have to transport troops in civilian cruise ships.
Talk about easy to sink.

Just get an /unregistered firearm/ kek
Easier than you think

>Some muslim bitch mad at pauline hanson for stealing her thunder.
If she wasn't Labor the ABC would have wiped her like a dirty arse.

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Elect Bosi lads.

What activities are there to do at night and possibly outside?

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There is nothing wrong with using civilian ships for troop transports. The British did it in WW2, and in the Falklands War. The Americans and Australian governments keep a large list of every national flagged vessel. During times of war, these ships will be taken up from trade. They're known as STUFT ships.

>What activities are there to do at night and possibly outside?
Growl a granny

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Srsly, nocunt in Straya gaf about EastChina Island vs WestChina.
>but the Seppos do, so theyll go full WW3 and fry half a billion chinks, win lose or draw, just to sell more MIC toys
We just have to sit back and watch and laugh.
If you want to slot chinks, sure, sign up, but itll all be over before a draft even starts, unless the US wants to occupy parts of the mainland and then youll bet lots of $2 sukkifukki
>W L or D, Chyna will collapse internally afterwards as theyll have a combination of massive war damage, a total embargo on trade in and out, and the surviving chink horde will be Hangry at Xi for fucking it up
Back home its:
No more chinks shitting up our Unis, buying up house prices, buying farms and factories.
The sooner Xi invades Taiwan the better for Straya.

Night walk.

no

Al Jazeera is as globohomo as you get. Qatar has the Clinton's in their pocket, and is the direct cause of the Syrian war.