Roasted and Toasted

Amber Heard btfo

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She would be executed in the public square in any serious country but niggermerica is not one which is why "people" like her exist there.

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She can stay with me

I can't be bothered to even ask why, who. Sounds like a horrible way to snuff it.

The first domino in a ho collapse

>another case of kike kiking kike
at least the woman lost this time around

imagine the smell

Poop on the sheets, poop in the streets.

She's really ugly now. The wall hit her hard. Also she pooped the bed. That was gross. If it had been a mostly solid turd, with adequate fiber, it may have been cute/funny but that photo of that turd in the bed was fucking disgusting. Ugliest turd I'd ever seen. Tub girl is hot compared to Amber's turd.

now she can go sell timeshares at the club with armie hammer

Oh wait, i confused her with another lightweight actor who crashed and burned yesterday.

kek

are you sure you want (f)elon's sloppy seconds?

I didn't watch or read much of anything about that whole drama. From what I understand it was just a celebrity smear campaign/divorce that ended up with Depp being cancelled right?

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>Flag
Go ahead, she might the perfect match for you

I bet Depp came in her butt all the time

She didn't buy it. She got 2 houses in the divorce afaik.

>Alex Jones and Amber Heard live in a trailer park together
>Reality TV
It's gonna work bros

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You will never have Ambers winking, stinking asshole shit on your bed.

i can save her

Listen amber, i know you are lurking here.
Come to my home, i got a bed for you to poop on. You can poop on it all day but make sure to be my bitch for enternity.
This is now your new home, everything else will be hell, and you know this is true.
Get your shit together and come to germany.

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Photo for reference?

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"flappy fish market" as Johnny called her

Good end.

Why doesn't she just start an onlyfans? I'm sure her fans would give her money for lewds.

Just don't blame it on the dog this time.

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I love seeing narcissists getting their comeuppance, do Any Forums have anymore similar stories that they can share?

cherry on top would be johny depp donating all this money to some center for domestic abuse victims

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