>be me
>Ausfag
>feel really horny for absolutely no reason
>threw out flesh light due to mold
>too lazy to stoke the willy myself
>look around room
>idea.png
>sees didgeridoo
>neuron activation.jpg
>lubes it up with dish washing liquid
>dick goes in
>didgeridoo goes boinnnnnnnnng
>finish
>nut
mfw I remebered that abos blow these thing
Mfw I just had gae oral sex with an Abo
ah shit, this was meant for Any Forums
Comming out ya thassit
no, it wasn't, thanks for coming out on Any Forums, you coomer.
what the fuck Bruce, and dishwashing liquid as lube? fucking hell
When I get really horny I go to this 55 years old prostitute which is not good looking but will deepthroat and let you cum in her mouth twice for 50 euros.
Can you didgeridont
ehhhhhhhh, it was the only thing I had
kek
You didn’t have olive oil?
I wanted to wash my dick at the same time
oh well, you didgeridoo what you gotta do
Enjoy the dry dick skin bruce
Your mum must earn more than you then.
I'm sure abos have been fucking them for a lot longer than you, dingobat.
Your cock must be hugely girthy. Didgeridoo too wide for that.
Well, at least it didn't go up your arse. Sometimes I miss my ex when I'm horny but it goes away when I remember she was terrible, along with the horny. Cheers, fren
Were you able to make it sound like a kookaburra?
You have to work what you got mate. Maybe this is the only purpose nature let Abos exist and survive.
My mom gives me booba for free
Didgericoom lmao bogan