Be me..
Afraid robbers have guns with them..
Calculate I have a 95% chance of survival if I don't do anything.
I have a 5% chance if I bring a knife to a 3 way gunfight.
Proceed to bring a knife to the gun fight.
Robbers don't move toward me.
Decide to take 3 steps toward robber and attack him with knife.
They didn't have a gun.
Claim self defense.
Always wanted to be an internet hero on Reddit.
Why do Americans think they can just go around killing people?
extremely based. Dead criminals are best criminals. Faggot kike OPs are worst OPs
>Why do Americans think they can defend their own property?
>The art of greentextin, without greentextin?
>Not greentexted
>Meme flaggot
you aren't from around here FUCK OFF GLOWNIGGER
lol yes. long day
prove that you can do it, shill
>not using meme arrows
ngmi
They had a gun and a taser in their bag, try again fren
black guy is walking down the street with Boom Boom Box.
white guy is walking toward him.
black guy shoots white guy, claims he was just defending his property.
kek
this is the funniest shit i've seen in a while
OUTED
I find it fucking funny that the average 14/88 right wing nazi completely turned around on the asian dude after finding out the robber was white.
>memeflag shill makes the thread for the 87th time
One more and you win a prize.
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>Be in the one universe out of the infinite multiverse where the robbers don't just shoot you even after you cooperate
>Know the statistics, watch all the endless videos, know what is most probable outcome of the situation
>Act in best practices
>Spend life in jail because this is the universe where it wasn't trigger happy niggers
Shame, really. I hope the guy gets off with no punishment.
NIGGA IM DEAD
Yeah you're allowed to have balls.
That didn't happen chinkoid.
Not even. I just don't like that little asian guy, you can tell he wants to be an internet hero. Everything seemed so pre-planned. He' s the kind of guy that does things impulsively at riots. Watch him be all over the news cycle next week.
How stupid could you be to bring a knife to a gun fight when you know you there is a 75% chance the cops will catch the robbers?