ON PATROL: LIVE #4 OFFICER AOC (ADDY) EDITION

every ad is for menthol lmao

>Addy’s sticky bun

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REELZ knows the demographic

Just tuning in fellas, what did I miss?

pro tip: just turn off the lights and don't answer the door lol

I was really hoping giganigga was going to smash through that door.

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>Earlier

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>call in noise complaint on yourself
>addy comes to the door
>her scent lingers
>now you don't have to imagine the smell

Kevin again

>tfw no big booty latina hairbun cop gf

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MOPAR

code brown pooper, kids getting kicked out of park, he shot my arm off and a bunch of busted tail lights

Then go back to pumping up the jam.

Well that is earlier

technically not a lie

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its always a good day when giga nigga beats a nigger down

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niggas love hellcats

Automotive agg assault

this plus a bunch of drug ads, person who was prairie-dogging a shit, nog got his arm blown off by a based clerk

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Nigger BTFO Charger.

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Yea, a couple of weeks earlier.

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SNIFFFFFFFFF

hiding in the kudzu

>nigger in kudzu
we gonna get a good boi clip

There are lots of big spiders in those woods with webs between trees. Waiting...

lots of hophornbeam and beech there too

Good boy deployed

Good doggo

>you will eat the candy pizza!
And now, they are inna woods, huntin' elves n shit!

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>female K9 officer
YOU JUST KNOW

HOT AND SWEATY

My tomboy copfu

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Ah, they addressed it. Would've been bad if they didn't lol

They got away

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BBC( BIG BEAST COCK)

unironically

they had to admit it

you weirdos would run from addy if she were questioning you. then let her catch you and wrestle you.

I want the bun bitch

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He managed to evade multiple sheriff's units and evade a K9. Locals are calling him the Ghost of Richland.

documents in the car? dumb niggers

got caught later

>tfw no lightsaber to impress female cops with

DAT WEED

>for as hot and sweaty as i am
please continue
also when is the on patrol live bikini calendar coming out?

libby kikeslur taking away some zoomers toys

Not the plug having to throw thvhe packs of za out

Just a nigga with a lightsaber

I want one of those

wouldn't is suck if she got all sweaty from chasing you and then some of it dripped in your mouth haha that would be so gross haha

I hate Star Wars so much its unreal.

>tfw no Star Wars nerd Korean cop slampiggu

She's overweight AND asian and NOT into Star Wars?

NERRRRRDS

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the light sabers weren't that cool when I was in hig school.

I want it to happen.

AND THERE'S A FUCKING LIGHTSABRE-WIELDING GOBLINO

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>kike propaganda

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what karen called the cops about a lightsaber tou?

>shilling for disney

Y-y-yeah bro, it would be so bad!

FUCK YOU DAN

DAMMIT DAN

Nice

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you can tell that that dude is just drowning in pussy

zukov?

>you will eat the candy pizza!
>huff huff
Do not tempt me user.

>traffic stop
here comes some kino

Is this show an accurate representation of America?

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>the mouth sound effects
CUTE

Maybe she just really likes Korean BBQ

Officer Mustache

I got pizza and wings, guys!

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be careful what you wish for, user

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can i see your rightsaber

BOOOYAAAA! We back, it’s about time to watch the crime!

WHOLESOMERINO MUTT WITH GOYSUMERS IS SO CUTE, WHO NEEDS A BEAUTIFUL REDHEAD INSTEAD

Yeah kinda

NIGGA WHAT?!?!?! OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>be careful what you wish for, user
>When she pulls out a wand

>Deputy Mustache
Where were you when Top Gun saved men?

Yes

A lot of these are urban areas, not exactly suburban.

Old dude absolutely hates Globohomo cars.

>Dan doing a Yoda impression

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Officer Sneed drank because of this

Based boomer hating car computers

100% yes. 98% of America is this.

requesting an update from nye county

Had to take my wife’s car to the shop, mmmhmmm

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with a lightsaber like that, you know it
it changes color dude

based boomer pulling people over for license plate lights is bullshit literally just fishing for dui’s

He is not wrong about dem computers and shit.

>Paterson, NJ
>Pulled a gun on a traffic stop
>White male, black shirt

Wait david hogg has a cousin in NJ?

>White male black shirt
>Patterson
[Doubt]

IK, it seems like a caricature of America.

His name: Bubba
Number of grandchildren: 17
His favorite band: Lynyrd Skynyrd

Yes

>"white male black shirt"
When are we going to ban wypipo?!?

Oh look, little corner of hell in America, New Jersey.

>white male in paterson
i dont think so

>white male black shirt
Sure they didn't get the colors mixed?

Meth and white trash.

GUN IN PATERSON
GUN IN PATERSON
WE'RE GOING HOME /OPL/
>white male black shirt
opposite day

>white male
>black shirt
UH DISPATCH? DID YOU MIX THOSE UP!?

Zendajas thats not your uniform!

I love Paterson, NJ
>Nigger central
>Sneak in a break
Fuck you dan

it's an accurate representation of the white criminal element, but heavily under representing the black criminal element, which is much worse

So over the past 5 shows they've been in NJ a collective 10 minutes?

>White male, black shirt
NOOOOO, they have the colors mixed up kek

YO THIS WAS THE ASIAN LOOKING WHO LOOKS LIKE SHE DYED HER SKIN BLACK I MENTIONED
LMFAO

They thought they could out kino NYE county tonight and they failed miserably. Niggers being lazy after food stamps update.

We will all be forced to eat the candy pizza in the end...
WHAT FLAVOR WINGS??
topkek

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is this her?

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>WHITE MALE
>ITS A BEANER

Baste bubba-pilled

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Yeah but 6 of those minutes was them pulling niggers and guns out of a car.

>O BOY A GUN CALL, BETTER GO TO COMMERCIAL

OH LAWWWWWD. Those are some of the worst tits ever.

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>show NJ department driving somewhere
>Dan: gotta sneak in a break
>never go back to NJ
Why?

>Blacks are the real issue
Yet it's mostly Whites breaking rules.
America, the racists

She reminds me of the Vice reporter.

gross

Glad to see blacks stopped committing crimes.

Thats Zendejas from El Paso from Live PD
She does Only Whores now

I want to see Addy have a code brown

>tfw no stern librarian/cop gf

>Pizza lovers
>Scared of priest class in locality
>Friendzones self due to self imposed Chasity
>The cuckold screeches as it jabs you in the back

2 \ 50

This is what was meant by containment board. Thanks for the laughs schmucks I bought your life on a camp trip and the best you had was I'm scared and I dindu nuttin.

This is why people can't have nice things.

Class will be in session soon also don't avoid the sticky.

The one on the left.

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Her tittys look like a used condom.

shut up leaf

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JESUS CHRIST MY EYES WTF IS DEAD MONSTER

Zendabrap? Literal utters for titties.

ngl I got a half chub

I need another pic of the code brown

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If I was in South Carolina I would play my music real loud and hope that Addy comes a knockin

kek this chat room is better than a comedy special

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What a terrible day to have eyes.

Good thing she's not on OPL.

Don't be racist

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id code brown inside addy

>couldn't find a white male with a black shirt
>found plenty of black males with white shirts
the absolute state

Bitch hes in a drunk coma.

this guy is dead

homeless dude just sleeping through a BLARING alarm lol

>Suppose to be a white male with a black shirt
Looking for the wrong thing and missed it

where do you think we are right now

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jesus women are naturally whores.

Dead guy

Based boomer

Is that the same dollar general from before?

don't touch him addy, touch me instead

>Are you sleepy?
The correct answer would've been, yes.

It was just a sleeping bum alarm

sounds like Forrest Gump

This old bum looks just like me!

>this boomer is sleeping through a 190db alarm
KEK

this a Big Lot

SIR

ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOU ARE DRUNK

SIR

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that's randy quaid

What the f--

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kek. just what I thought.

Heisenberg?

>Sleeping right through the loud-ass alarm
>Slurred speech
>Can't answer basic questions
Get the Narcan, anons

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taps seat

correct

He was faking because he tried to break in

that's why he can't understand what she's saying

WHITE POWER HAND SIGNAL

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>shitters full!
Underrated

>just tired user
>yeah...
iktfb

Based, hobo sleeping wherever.

Wasn't there another pretty officer in Richland? From the live pd era

Honkey on moped
No break here

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Chunky guy on a tiny bike tho

>Why am I being recorded for the second week in a row?

Why does every drunk retard have a moped

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>WHAT! I CANT HEAR YOU OVER YOUR FAT JUICY BOOTY!

I'd slap those around

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Please stop

Ponder the odor

You can stop now user.

I'll never use narcan no matter how much they hand me that shit. I would throw that shit away right as soon as they gave it

Why is her face shaped that way...?

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Too much for me tonight honestly. Enjoy the BBC goy the dime bags should keep you safe.

Zzzzz

STOP SPAMMING THIS FUCKING WHORE HIRAM I KNOW ITS YOU

gas is expensive, more money for beer

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any ass?

you cant be homeless sober
you just cant

>the ugliest Live PD cop got on OF
WHY NOT ADDY OR THE CUTE WHITE CHICK FROM LIKE SEASON 1 OR 2?

Imagine the smelle. I'd let her give me a rub.

Kevin's GF > Zendehog

>stopped a white guy on a bike just to add more white people getting stopped for the show

this fucker is covered in ugly tats

This white dude seems like he was at the Capitol on Jan 6th

why do they pull over so many motorcycles, mopeds, and bicycles?

those have seen better days

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT

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>mustache vs. mullet

Do people really think they're helping their case by acting like a prick?

>I'd let her give me a rub.
And I'd never tell a soul.

I've fucked worse.

I'm sailing my moped.

You don't fuck with mullets. You just don't.

are South Carolina residents the dumbest people in the US?

This dude really wants a ticket, goddamn.

Addy has been on

>pro-sobriety test
What in the America is this?