Why don't you have an Asian wife Any Forums...

Why don't you have an Asian wife Any Forums? It's 10am and my wife woke me up with a blowjob then said she's taking the kids to her parents so I can have the day to myself as I've worked hard all week.

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because germans are better

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How many pockets did you pick today?

14 so far

because im a homo and i only love kike dick

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>Japan flag
I want my kids to look like me and I don't want my wife to cheat on me after having a couple offspring.

>I want my kids to look like me

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Cope

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>waking up at 10 am

I hope you work 3rd shift

Marry your sister.

yup..that's me

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lol, this is the most wholesome inside meme this board has ever done.

>He's posting on pol at 2am on a Friday.

Big yikes

Source of this vid?

>When the roast so good but you're colateral damage

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>said she's taking the kids to her parents
this means she's dropping the kids off with her folks, then she's heading out to get some dick, while you stay at home and play video games

There's none here now don't fucking ask again I'm tired of being reminded.

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>The mutt brain goes straight to cuck fantasies
They really done a number on you

What in God's name is this webm?

actually 2am on saturday. gook.

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