Brit/pol/ - Political Correctness Edition

It's a box cutter, not a knife. Everyone's laughing at us.

didn't they get done for smuggling mexican cartel cash over the USA border under the guise of money exchanges and end up paying a fine of 1% of the total

>except a folding pocketknife
3" non locking knife is fine to edc. Obv dont be a tard and take it to the pub etc.

I've got a lock knife I found in my granddad's stuff after he died

how would you stab someone with a non locking pocketknife though

youtube.com/watch?v=ExBOy3FTBQk
get in here if your bored

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Who cares what happens to niggers? Is it jewish?

Carefully so as not to cut your own fingers
I've got one of those vapes that's just like a solid metal tube so I'd bash them in the head with that and hopefully make a nice round hole in their skull

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11085011/Brazen-girl-gang-steal-croissants-cigarettes-worth-hundreds-pounds-Tesco-Express-Hove.html

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>welshie chats with indian trannies
Not sure about this desu

>Hove
>genteel
Kek

I think so, they're bent as fuck, although you'd have to imagine they're not alone

he's shaving his eybrows off later

ikr

For charity?

>I've got one of those vapes
Mouth fedora lol

someone donated 600

What? Theyre not fot stabbing people with. Having said that, making a safety feature illegal is insane.

>Despite the known risks of doing business in Mexico, the bank put the country in its lowest risk category, which excluded $670 billion in transactions from the monitoring systems, according to the documents.
>Bank officials repeatedly ignored internal warnings that HSBC’s monitoring systems were inadequate, the Justice Department said. In 2008, for example, the CEO of HSBC Mexico was told that Mexican law enforcement had a recording of a Mexican drug lord saying that HSBC Mexico was the place to launder money.

we're all Columbian Coffee drinkers

reuters.com/article/us-hsbc-probe-idUSBRE8BA05M20121211

You're just jealous that I can get away with it in the cinema and on the bus or pretty much anywhere and just hide it
You're trying to palm a ciggie and burning your hand and still getting caught by the little trail of smoke

Not sure I can bear this ride anymore

600 tranny chat credits?
Is that a lot?

Close to reinstalling Grindr for the attention.

great british pounds

Ffs this banzai boy did a reddit ama a couple of hours ago, hes fffucked

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Let's poke and inflate some pedophiles.

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Smokers are jokers

Ngl read that as Brazilian girl gang at first

Go back you fucking homo

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Wow that's generous for eyebrows
I would have asked for full body

And they can't bludgeon anyone to death with a packet of cigarettes

3 minutes for an ambulance
We can only dream that someday a man like Corbyn will overcome the Jews and grant us such luxury

We are not a people, we just buy stuff, consoooom.

Nice message.

this, all smokers or nicotine addicts are disgusting people tbqh

Fag

>reddit

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I’ve never had sex.

Maybe a baby with one of those multipacks you get from duty free

Stfu fannychops

Corbyn is a faggot.

If my water isn't metered, what is to stop me from attaching a small hydroelectric generator to my tap and just run it all day to charge my phone and laptop?

Jezzer wants Ukrainian babies to die theguardian.com/politics/2022/aug/02/jeremy-corbyn-urges-west-to-stop-arming-ukraine

have you ever had a vindaloo with extra poppadum's

Tbf if he said he played metal gear rising id believe him

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My experience: lifetime of trying to get things open by bashing them

It’s metered at the street connection

His own fault, his wife is attractive but just on the older side

I know
Lost all respect for him
That's why I pray for a man as hated by the Jews now rather than Corbyn himself

Then what would happen? How could they trace the water usage to my house?

His wife suffers from an uggo scrunched up face

It’s only connected to your house after the meter unless you live in a tower block.

Nope.

Good, the more this cunt and Stamer disagree the more fucked Labour is.

>What's stopping me
I hope you aren't a selfish prick and value the necessity of water. Don't be wasteful like a nigger.

If you just want to charge a couple of small things get a portable solar panel

>I pray for a man as hated by the Jews now rather than Corbyn himself
I know a guy...

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why not?

Yeah but if they're only metering the street how can they see what my house is using?

He’s got some great ideas too...

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Needs to be alive
Not sure the public are ready for a zombie PM just yet

Check out this funny cat drinking Yorkshire tea =)

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I want to genmaxx so will of course be using solar too

Not a curry fan.

They read the meter connected to your house that’s buried in the pavement. It’s there even if you think it’s not.