>be me
>in line at customs
>TSA sheboon mangling surnames as simple as Gonzalez
>hand her my passport
>”okay Mr. Croatia, I can’t even say that lawd - Rhonda come try to pronounce this name!”
>sheboons trying to read out loud for ten minutes
>other sheboons laugh
>typical burger grasp of phonics prevent them from getting even close
>literally the most common first name and last name in the Balkans
>Yujuslozt
>Thaghaem
Croat on holiday in Florida
Lucas Rivera
David Roberts
???
Ryan Cox
they were hot in their underwear because you're exotic, you could have fucked both of them retard
Luke Diaz
this. I had a nigger sheboon at work phone me up 10 times at work trying to get me to explain 222 2222 pizza to her. Sheboons adore white men.
Xavier Phillips
What did you expect from niggers, they can't even read English properly and you want them to read Mrkajić(Mpкaјић) or some shit like that, niggers aren't even human
Thomas Rodriguez
FUCK YOU BUY A BURGER AND A GUN WELCOME TO AMERICA FAGGOT
Liam Nguyen
I had a nurse call out Mrs. Novack for Mitrasinovic. Don't take it personally, they just haven't ever seen Yugo names before.
Christopher Garcia
Упpaвo cи изгyбиo yтaкмицy.
Easton Thompson
Don't talk mexican when you're here, it's rude sir.
Benjamin Rogers
Oh boy, wait until you meet the spics.
William Thomas
Kakisha look at that white man, oh what is his name
>Željko Trtić
Shiiiet and I thought we wuz having dumb names
Jackson Thompson
>Yujuslozt
>Thaghaem
hello newfriends
Jonathan Sanders
fuck you faggot
Juan Garcia
They can't pronounce my Irish name correctly either so I throw in a few clicks and whistles for a lark.
Tyler Price
Shaq?
Jaxon Sanchez
Petrovic is a hard surname to fuck up, even the niggers in the NBA could pronounce it properly.
Luke Hughes
God dammit Josip, I lasted 2 fucking years since the last one.
Anthony Gutierrez
Fuckin kek. Saved.
Jacob Walker
No shame in being bazinga’d by the best, Nigel.
Nolan Kelly
Why would you come here? You done fucked up.
Wyatt Clark
>thread about pronunciation
>dude interracial sex lmao
Elijah Evans
>typical burger grasp of phonics
The jews don't allow phonics in school because that's racist or whatever. Kids are supposed to memorize how all the words look.
This is why you can just pull your kids out of school, "homeschool" them for 13 years and let them do whatever they want, and when they get to college they'll still outperform public schooled kids.
Most public schoolers are barely literate, it's really bad.