Lana Del Rey

lol fucking relax captain

she looks better with the extra thickness.

just look at her snoosnoo area. jesus christ i want her to sit on my face and use my mouth as a toilet. just let it flow out like niagara falls.

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Proof we're in the worst timeline

is this for a movie role?

What is with modern women getting this weird body type when they gain weight? Women are supposed to gain fat in feminine ways (hips, thighs, butts, boobs) but I've been noticing more and more, that even if the woman has a feminine shaped body before gaining weight, when they do, they get this weird solid fridge frame. I've literally only seen this one women who are like 40 and under, and especially so on zoomer girls. Is it too much testosterone?

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twinkies

>What in the actual FUCK went wrong?
wall

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does she even write her own music?

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>left
Weak
>right
BVLL
Eilish beckies and Iggyboons fear the Lana BVLL

You never dated a girl that fattmaxxed before? I would feel sad for you incel Chuds but you gotta be better

Probably alcohol

checked & confirmed

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More Lana Del Fat.
She was pretty hot in left pic, then she ate 43 pizza slices per night.

Elizabeth Grant is her

That actually legitimately looks like a tranny

youtu.be/ORw5Sv0Ch-0

in most cases its just metabolism catching up
cant booze, coke, and fast food late night forever

Sure bro, specially her all-natural vagina...

Tell me about Lana!
Why does she wear the mask!?

When you sell your body and soul to be used by rich people just so you can be famous and make some money it tends to have an effect on your mental and physical health down the line.

Maybe, who cares? She sings with that lovelorn ethereal voice. She’s the best female singer The US has produced.
She could turn a Haka into a poem.

There’s no name for the type of voicing music she does but the same feeling can be found in Scottish Music. I think the Welsh call it ‘Hiraeth’ It’s a very Soul touching kind of tone and form.
I think it’s because the Scots were too strong to die but not strong enough to win. And this kind of music is their heart longing for better days, times of victory and strength.

She is twenty-five years past her prime, what do you expect?

When you absolutely, positively have to make every woman in the room anhero. Accept no substitutes.

fucking spoilers. all of the spoilers.

>be post-wall bitter drunk roastie
>husband is sick of your shit because you are post-wall bitter drunk roastie
>husband is scientist researching ageing
>one day negress claiming to be 152yrs old former slave comes to barter magic nigger powder for airfare back to her tribe in Africa
>husband sees chance to get rich and reclaim cunny for all time
>husband makes up with you and pretends to like your old ass again to get you to Africa
>get to tribe and have old negress tell you how worthless old women are and how awesome it is to be an old distinguished man
>watch old negress kill a man and use his vital bodily fluids + nigger powder + grape drank to become sweet bunda ready for snu snu again
>ENGAGE ROASTIE RAGE
>kill husband
>be young again
>run off with african(white) guide who stole the nigger powder and other items for ritual
>immediately spread your legs for the guide
>ju ju wears off
>kill guide and get hot again
>go home pretend to be your niece
>immediately try to fuck your engaged lawyer after he and his fiancee bring you from the airport
>get old before you can milk his prostate with your big toe and kick him out
>his fiancee is already sick as fuck of your shit
>kill some other guy you didn't try to fuck and get young again
>invite lawyer over for coitus resumptus
>fiancee finds out and beats him over to your place
>pulls a gun on you to make you leave town
>kill fiancee, drain her vital bodily fluids for later and stuff her in a closet
>try to fuck lawyer with his dead fiancee in the closet
>cops show up because your dumb roastie ass left your calling card at the murder of the guy you didn't try to fuck
>get old while they are all there
>lose your shit and run to your room to suck the fiancee's juice
>it doesn't work
>anhero out window looking like a mummy
>credits

wew lads.

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How can women accept going from the left to the right? Looking at old pictures of themselves, and this isn't even the worst I've seen by a long shot.
I put on a few pounds during restrictions and my clothing started not fitting. I felt absolutely disgusting and dropped the weight immediately.
But why exercise some restraint or participate in a little extra physical activity each day when you can just buy (or have a man buy) another wardrobe, I guess.

High fructose corn syrup, alcohol, drugs, etc. Lots of things modern people consume cause their bodies to bloat in ways that people in the past never saw.

women, ESPECIALLY hot women, are INSANELY lazy
ungodly levels of lazy