>Shits herself whilst queued up in Primark
>Embarrassed and Mortified
>Sells the story to the media anyway mentioning her full name and pictures of herself so everyone knows who she is
Shits herself whilst queued up in Primark
Ryder Stewart
Isaac Jackson
Is it normal in the UK to refer to the mass of shit in your pants as a "haul"?
Ryder Foster
10/10 proper anglo bird
Joseph Collins
do bongs really? i'd rather pay for healthcare than have to pay to take a shit.
Kayden Watson
Now the whole country will call her "Shitbitch", it's ogre
Grayson Perry
For me, I prefer german tomboys.
Cameron Green
That's a man.
Jace Johnson
The mart shart has crossed the pond.
Parker Cook
Had to take a shit in the forest while fishing because there was no way I was making it home in time. It was very peaceful.
Juan Evans
i prefer Southern Belles
Jack Peterson
Only in YOUR dreams.
Elijah Ward
Is this a good thing or a bad thing from a British brap enthusiast perspective?
Jason Campbell
it is what it is
Jason Phillips
Shouldn't of clapped for carers then. Simple as. Slacktivist virtue-signallers get everything they deserve.
Juan Myers
Lmao. I can imagine that idiot banging pans together out the window while his wife blows the neighbor.
Caleb Howard
Bitch probably has a panty pooping fetish site or OnlyFans. Free publicity. She might even get $1000. for a shit diaper. Also could be some kinky B&D fetish challenge.
Bentley Edwards
Me? I don't clap for no cunt
Jaxon Parker
What does CHIP stand for?
Ryder Allen
>Prishart
Evan White
wait, what just happened here?
Connor Gray
>But, sadly, she is also a harlot!
Aren't they all?
Blake Johnson
gee let me guess, sh has an onlywhores account...
Aaron Turner
>leaving a skid mark in the primark
Jordan Gonzalez
stop wasting time and energy on pointless distractions like this you fucking monkeypox sucker