Top scientist admits ‘space telescope image’ was actually a slice of chorizo

>Fake and gay

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They're laughing very much out loud at the believers.

>infinite space
>finite speed of time

space is made up

>space is made up
... of sausage.

Globetards BTFO

You got scienced again

Fellow Twitter users marveled at the details on the picture purportedly taken by the telescope, which has thrilled the world with images of distant galaxies going back to the birth of the universe.
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"This level of detail... A new world is revealed every day," he gushed.

But in fact, as Klein later revealed, the picture was not of the intriguing star just over four light-years from the Sun but a far more modest slice of the lip-sizzling Spanish sausage chorizo.

"According to contemporary cosmology, no object belonging to Spanish charcuterie exists anywhere but on Earth," he said.

Klein — who has more than 91,000 followers on Twitter — acknowledged that many users had not understood his joke which he said was simply aimed at encouraging us "to be wary of arguments from people in positions of authority as well as the spontaneous eloquence of certain images."

They are literally laughing in the face of the goyim NPCS, lmao. They must despise them to the bone.

Wtf I like space now.

Last name Klein spelled in all caps in his Twitter handle so you KNOW he's a Jew and he's fucking mocking us

Hon hon hon I used my position of authority to just outright lie to people it was a metaphor for society hon hon baguette

The French are insufferable
Jews are insufferable
The oven is too generous for French Jews

How will spacefags ever recover? They can show you literally anything and you will believe them.