Be Chinese

>Be Chinese
>Spend most of your very long history being the cradle of Asian civilisation, and ahead of the curve in absolutely everything, including art, science, military, politics and literature
>Any Forums views you as backward savages who only know violence and oppression of others

>Be Japanese
>Spend most of your very long history being backward savages who only know violence and oppression of others
>Any Forums views you as the cradle of Asian civilisation, and ahead of the curve in absolutely everything, including art, science, military, politics and literature

Really makes you think.

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>be england
>be retard

>Be Estonian
>Be most irrelevant country in European history, after Ireland of course

no one cares idiot

>be england
>be seething

The CCP and the Jews who put them in power destroyed and flushed Chinese history and culture down the toilet a long time ago.

If only this were the 10th century, OP would be accurate. Instead he's a retard faggot who sucks off Poles for loose change to help pay for his tv license which broadcasts his sex acts on BBC6 from the CCTV behind his 150 sq ft. domicile.

Until post-war you were the niggers of East Asia, even more barbaric than the Mongols and Turkics, while China was Greece/Rome tier.

Didnt read ching chong. Can you get my soup dupling orders fast please?

You guys are so busy in foruns this days that all my orders from ubereats are taking ages to get to me.

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>ahead of the curve
Never really happened. Whereas the Japanese race was forged in wars and conflict, the chinese races were forged through famine and gayness.

>be chinese
>have rittle yerrow dicklet
>post anit-america seethe 24/7 with no substance beyond "cope seethe etc t ass blasted..."
>die a virgin who is yerrow
>cry

>Flag
>Black hands typed this

then what the fuck are you doing living in bongistan?

It is the same as the relationship between the UK and the U.S.

>Muh dick

Typical Mutt. Haven't you got some Europeans to reply to with blacked porn, while simaltaneously trying to convince them you're whiter than them (you're not, you're a fucking spic)

>be chinese
>me play joke
>me go peepee in gwailos coke

It's not difficult to figure out, what you actually look like in the modern day makes a difference. I can't speak to how most people perceive japan, but china is rightly viewed as a hive of contiguous slums filled with grotesque subhuman insect people eating cockroaches out of the garbage and occasionally hunting rats as a rare treat.
Plus, y'know, japanese girls *are* cuter, that's just an objective fact, and you gotta justify that yellow fever somehow.

you will never have blonde women

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lived with one for nearly 4 years so nice cope

And neither will you.

>Japanese woman weighs 100 pounds
>American woman weighs 200 pounds

Japanese women are plain janes. Chinese women are gorgeous, so are Vietnamese women. Koreans are better too.

>but china is rightly viewed as a hive of contiguous slums filled with grotesque subhuman insect people eating cockroaches out of the garbage and occasionally hunting rats as a rare treat.

Sounds like modern America to me.

This is some kind of chink revisionist history. You guys (lol at your bong flag chang) have been genetically and culturally decimated for millennia, there are still intact stone markers in japan from before the most recent deluge / flood cataclysm

>lived with one
Jej. I don't think a room mate qualifies, bug.

>Bug ways 2 pounds
>Japanese bug ways 100 pounds

>Sounds like modern America to me.
Exactly. America at its worse is on par with China at its best.

>>Spend most of your very long history being backward savages who only know violence and oppression of others

Sir. Rutherford Alcock, British diplomatist, "The Capital of the Tycoon (1863)"
>I have no hesitation in saying that the Japanese are, upon the whole, a cleanly people, wash often - live in houses open to the air, and look on wide and well-ventilated streets, where nothing offensive is allowed to rest. In all these things the Japanese have greatly the advantage over other Eastern races, and notably over the Chinese, whose streets are an abomination to any one possessing eyes to see, or a nose to smell with. (Vol. I, p. 189)

Cope harder chang

Imagine a nigger thinking he's better than a bug.
Go back to your mine shaft and mine that rare earth.

I mean both were savage as fuck, actually
Japan was an irrelevant insular follower of China and there wasn't really even rivalry but the cultural and technological influence of China was already huge around the 6-7th century so Japan already wasn't so much backward compared to China around the 8-9 century
Nice try but I can see you don't really give a shit about history m8

>while China was Greece/Rome tier.
Literally every European saw the Chinese as lying, deceitful bastards ever since they came across each other, we've never had a good opinion of them, you're a chink expat larping as an Englishman.

If you were able to read maybe you would've noticed that nowhere in my post did I imply that niggers are better then bugs.

I remember I had a Japanese friend seethe when I mentioned to him that Damascus steel swords in ancient middle east were better than Katanas.

The only reason Japan got to keep their stuff is because nobody had the reason to invade, only the mongols attempted and it was a disaster due to luck.

South Africa flag, you are a nigger.