The banking systems will shut down today. The power grid will be down by midday Saturday...

The banking systems will shut down today. The power grid will be down by midday Saturday. The opening salvo on the US west coast navy will be on Saturday night.

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Who told you this?

Bump, moar

Nothing ever happens

Promise?

Is it only at Sage bank?

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>dude trust me

based schizo doomer accelerator
although is right

> the poopity scoopity poop, SCOOP, POOP, poopity poopy poo poopoo poo poo.
I didn't know you retards listed to rap.

Monday will be the first day of three days of darkness. Remember not to go outside lads.

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Psychic spies from China try to steal your mind's elation
And little girls from Sweden dream of silver screen quotation
And if you want these kind of dreams
It's Californication

It's the edge of the world, end all of western civilization
The Sun may rise in the East, at least it's settled in the final location
It's understood that Hollywood sells Californication

Pay your surgeon very well to break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin, is this your chin, or is that war you're waging?
Firstborn unicorn
Hardcore soft-porn

Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

Marry me girl, be my fairy to the world, be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside, gettin' high on information
And buy me a star on the boulevard
It's Californication

Space may be the final frontier, but it's made in a Hollywood basement
And Cobain, can you hear the spheres, singing songs off station to station?
And Alderaan's not far away
It's Californication

Born and raised by those who praise control of population
Well, everybody's been there, and I don't mean on vacation
Firstborn unicorn
Hardcore soft-porn

Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

Destruction leads to a very rough road, but it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar, they're just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn't save the world from Californication

Pay your surgeon very well to break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest, there is no test, but this is what you're craving
Firstborn unicorn
Hardcore soft-porn

Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

Oh good its working

>Monday will be the first day of three days of darkness.
ah yes, 2 more weeks.

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Why did you post this? Why did this song appear in my head yesterday?

loying jew

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read the fucking lyrics, faggot

I believe you, OP. BTW, all Any Forums users will lose their virginities to beautiful girls in a day or two; oh, and I'm white.

Awfully faggy way to make the point that everything is fake and gay

actually it’s happening in Sageistan, the nation that borders the east of The Republic of Sage

yknow, i kind of hope so.

just spare my parents.
part hopes we have to cancel next weeks vacation...idk if i can spend a whole week with my stepmothers nonstop talking when im this short on sleep...i might slap her...

god i wish this was real

I hope and pray every day for maximum violence and nuclear hellfire.

It’s not the west coast that’s in trouble user. They’re the good goys