>The researchers took pigs that had been dead for one hour and ran the chemical solution through their bodies, resulting in the pigs’ hearts beating again and cells in other organs coming back to life. The breakthrough could prove critical in alleviating shortages of organs available for transplants.
>Scientists told the NYT that the success of OrganEx could change the way the medical field defines death. If organs can still function much longer after blood flow and brain activity cease than previously believed, they said, then the definition of death must be changed to allow far more time before a pronouncement is made.
How will Mr. Shekelstein find a way to keep fucking you after death?
Human brain an hour without oxygen? yea, im thinking zombies. or just catatonic paralysis. wutever
Camden Morris
>ukraininan soldiers being resurrected Putler is so fucked
James Cox
We had a zombie juice thread a day ago but I'm down for another one. Pro tip shit like this has been around since the 60's, this is just them finally announcing it to the world meaning they perfected this shit. We can't even fucking die anymore if they have enough of this crap.
Jaxon Miller
Real dolls are about to get realer.
Jack Bailey
I mean you aren't wrong.
Liam Flores
they will pray for death and it will not come.
Dominic Johnson
Can someone ELI5 what and how this stuff actually works? Is it just causing a chemical reaction that appears lifelike or is it actually bringing cells back? How is that even possible? youtube.com/watch?v=T_MA9qo_AN4
William Rogers
>one hour Nothingburger.
Andrew Brown
>The researchers took pigs that had been dead for one hour and ran the chemical solution through their bodies, resulting in the pigs’ hearts beating again and cells in other organs coming back to life.
Revelation 19:20
And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshiped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.
Yale was the one who pulled this shit off and actually for some fucking reason announced it open source so you can look into the details at leisure. And as far as I know, yes they straight up fixed cells and basically made black magic zombie juice.
Ryan Jackson
Zombiegirlfags we won.
Benjamin Lewis
what happens if you put this chemical in to tables, chairs or computers?
Cameron Sanchez
>We can't even fucking die anymore if they have enough of this crap. As the Bible prophecised, yes.
I knew there were experiments going on in Ukraine, but resurrection goes pretty far
Jacob Baker
What about organisms that have been dead for weeks or months?
Samuel Sanders
>ran the chemical solution through their bodies, resulting in the pigs’ hearts beating again and cells in other organs coming back to life *injects volatile solution that causes reaction*
amazing, wtf im getting boostered for the vaxxx now
>prove critical in alleviating shortages of organs available for transplants theres the rub
If the whole thing ain't metaphorical then shit we gotta keep an eye out for 1/3rd of the stars in the sky falling and the 4 horsemen mucking about fucking up everything.
Justin Ross
Shut up. We were promised a cool apocalypse but we all know the real apocalypse is gonna be 90% of the population hiding in their apartments starving waiting for the gubbermint to come save them.
