Why did evolution give us external testicles? Isn’t that a major risk?

Why did evolution give us external testicles? Isn’t that a major risk?

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They were designed by God to dangle and be free. They are orbs of concentrated sexual energy. Why would they retreat from the visible world?

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Temperature regulation.

Please don't evolution. How am I supposed smother my face with big sweaty balls otherwise...

It seems to suit other mammals fine

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You skipped high school biology, mutt?

Are you really this fucking stupid?

What does it mean

Cocks and balls change size and position depending on the temperature. They do this to regulate its own temperature. How do people not know this? Idiot.

What the fuck is wrong with these Jewish doctors? Courier, put them out of my misery.

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Testicles are outside the body for the same reason Peacocks develop large tail feathers. It's a secondary sexual characteristic meant to signal strength. i.e. "I'm so strong that I can display my biggest weakness right in front of your face. Come at me, faggot."

nuts hang on the outside because it's cooler and heat is the enemy of testosterone production.

>Slatted chairs

>redo thermodynamics of several dozen enzymes required to operate at slightly higher temperature, something that occurs one amino acid change in about fifty births
versus
>just drop the balls for extra ventilation
You do the math.

because it's probably easier to cool them off while they are outside

>enemy of testosterone production.
The temperature regulation is for spermatogenesis, not hormone production. The hormones would prefer a warmer environment actually

Will my fists evolve into the head of those who wrote this article?

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>Why did evolution give us external testicles?
heat control. if it was inside our bodies the sperm would die from the heat

yeah... it's kinda lame that all male animals has this... there is a good reason for it though

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Sperm have to be maintained at a very exact temperature until you shoot them I to some sloots crusty vagoo. The ballbag is on the outside so it can contract to be closer to the body when cold and stretch to be away from the body when hot

If the external genitals made a human male more fit and able to create more humans then it would have happened already. They are there because of evolution.

No, dropped balls are not a disadvantageous trait for signaling viability. It was simply much easier to drop balls than to redo millennia of amino acid sequence changes JUST to keep the balls inside.
Funny enough, tits are a disadvantageous trait meant to signal viability.
>tits are a hole-in-the-middle design, which is horrible
>adipose tissue known to carry inflammatory pre-macrophage adipocytes RIGHT NEXT TO the endocrine system, just asking for trouble, i.e. cancer
>tits are dead weight when not breastfeeding
>tits used to signal infertility because tits meant she is pregnant or lactating so not worth your time but some mutant coomer ancestor still fucked them and caused a runaway trait

You don't want your testicals inside your body. I was born with only one testical that dropped normally and the other is atrophied because it was stuck inside for too long and overheated. It's less than half the size of the healthy one and it caused me some anxiety during my youth.

why does every animal have foreskin? Isn't that a major risk?

Little busy getting out of Mothership Zeta I accidentally walked into looking for the Deathclaw sanctuary. I'll kill them right after.

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