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Noah Sanchez
>When Alison Taylor's father lost the ability to walk she had no idea an over-the-counter vitamin was to blame.
>The 86-year-old
Stopped reading right fucking there.
Blake Lewis
Fed post reported. The ASIO van will be along shortly. I'm privately informed they have a couple of foreign rapists getting ready, lube status unclear. Enjoy the gulag, citizen.
>Got one of those weird 'banned' messages. I'm not banned, my work for ASIO continues.
Ryder Jones
So the shooting in bogie was over a new victorian moving to the area last year and moving a property marker from the 1950s without a surveyor to try claim and extra 3m on the neighbors side.
The long and short of it was some city millionaires moved to the frontier to find out the hard way that messing with someones patch is just as bad as messing with their spouse.
Gabriel Ward
>Anthony Albanese created an uproar in parliament this afternoon with an allegedly “disrespectful” gesture towards the Liberals’ deputy leader.
Um based?
Nathaniel Morris
>0NSW committee hearing into teacher shortages descends into shouting match
"Your facts are offensive!"
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Ryan Nelson
Albo is a left branchstacker and a wog. I bet he's amusingly rude at almost all times. They've tried to give him a makeover and some vegan diet or whatever, but you can take the wog out of wog, but you can't take the wog out of the wog, or whatever.
Also I fucking hate women MP's. They are so quick to take offence, and routinely disloyal. They are essentially a separate party, whose members merely use the 'official' parties to get elected. Independents really.
Also, Albo is a cunt. 43% emissions? I mean, how the fuck are they gonna do that? Also, why fucking bother? Does the eternal chang and poo give a fuck about muh climate? Course they don't. They will carry on with the ching chong, and laugh at us.
Jaxson Stewart
Apparently he did the same shooing away gesture to male opposition MPs too, so this is just the LNP playing identity politics again. Watch every single (((Conservative))) in the country freak out about muh misogyny for the next couple of days. The absolute state of Australia.
David Anderson
Welp here we go again....
>The first shipment of nearly half a million doses of a new monkeypox virus vaccine is on its way to Australia.
>Prime Minister Anthony Albanese and Health Minister Mark Butler confirmed the government had secured 450,000 doses of the vaccine from Bavarian Nordic.
>Chief Medical Officer Paul Kelly said all of Australia’s cases were exclusively among patients who were gay, bisexual and men who had sex with other men.
>But he warned “this can affect anyone”.
>“It generally does not cause severe disease, but there’s been some deaths recently … And it can affect other people who are immunocompromised, children and pregnant women,” Professor Kelly said.
>“And if it gets into those populations it can be quite severe, so that’s why we’re taking the steps we’re taking.
>“The vaccines will really help like that.”
Anthony Rodriguez
Not surprised. It's just the taking offence olympics. This is why women shouldn't be allowed to vote, or drive.
Aiden Davis
Your taxes paid for this....
>Hannah Diviney reveals being trolled after calling out Beyoncé for ableist slur as Q+A asks for greater disability representation
Lincoln Walker
>gay, bisexual and men who had sex with other men
> men who had sex with other men
I swear the globohomo has invented a new category. The straight guy who has anal sex with either other straight men, or with gay men. As ever know, it's not really a new category, it's just a reframing of a very old one: a faggot.
Grayson Gutierrez
Evan Long
>The National Mental Health Survey revealed the annual prevalence of mental ill health in 16 to 24-year-olds had surged from 26 per cent in 2007 to 39 per cent in 2020-21 — an unprecedented increase of 50 per cent in 15 years.
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Hmmm its almost like locking down the country for 2 years had some downsides.
Also this gem in the article
>The federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has flagged that he intends the October budget to be a "wellbeing budget".
>According to economist Mariana Mazzucato, this means prioritising value to society when allocating government expenditure.
>The World Economic Forum has demonstrated that mental illness is the dominant health cause of loss of GDP, with double the impact of cancer.
Logan Torres
Every so often I peek at the womens articles in The Guardian or whatever. It's painful. Ableist, misoginyst, racist, blah. It's like the world has collectively gone mad, and women are merely one of the more obvious signs.
Anyway, as a straight man I can have sex with another straight man, and still be straight. This isn't insane at all. Everything is fine.
Evan Bennett
Nathaniel King
No poofters
Carter Foster
yeah, won't be taking this serum either
Jayden Bailey
Only solution is to make $0 taxable income
John Taylor
I wonder what the "tweaks" were. Fuck I hate women politicians so much
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Nathaniel Gonzalez
>Nine out of 10 teachers told the committee’s survey an excessive workload was putting teachers off
This is reasonable, I guess. It seems to have become a problem everywhere that employers expect employees to do work out of hours.
>large numbers also said salary rates and the profession’s “diminished status” were to blame.
>the profession’s “diminished status”
Teachers only have themselves to blame for this. For example all my teachers from grades 3-7 were humourless old women who couldn’t decide whether they hated men or their job more. They made school a horrible place to be for years but despite being hated by everyone the school and the teacher’s union made sure they had a job for as long as they wanted. And this is a pretty common experience, at least among my friends. No one is going to respect your profession if so many of you are cunts or cunt-enablers.
Grayson Martinez
On my way to community service drinking 9% cans on the train, can't wait to go up to the Murray River for the weekend afterwards..
James Bell
>The government rejected a separate Greens amendment to lift its target to reduce emissions by 75 per cent by 2030 and reach net zero by 2035.
>Greens leader Adam Bandt said the government's target would lead to the death of the Great Barrier Reef, failed crops and worsening natural disasters.
>"That is the science. That is why we are doing this," Mr Bandt said.
75%!!!! 75 FUCKING PERCENT!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK
Gabriel Gray
ATTN NEETs:
Get you a WFH job.
You can literally sit at home all day in front of the computer like usual and get paid for it.
>t. NEET through the entirety of the pandemic, now WFH chad
Cooper King
They’ve already admitted the monkey pox vaccine has severe “”””rare”””” side effects so only gays with a large number of sexual partners are eligible for it at the moment. Hopefully this means there won’t be another round of vax passports
Thomas Kelly
I would love more vaccine passports. It would be hilarious to see all the vaxxie normies going and taking a vaccine that really only faggots or disgusting people need kek. When will they give it to kids under 6?