house parties but you dont get invited to them clubs/pubs are full of slags
Brayden Collins
Wow I can't believe OP just stopped all those atrocities he listed once and for all and managed to make the world a better place Let us know when you would like to collect your Nobel Prize. We will postpone the ceremony for you.
Ethan Price
But what does this mean for scottish independence?
Juan Reyes
>UK economy to be in recession for more than a year, Bank of England warns as it hikes rates.
they want people to think that so they stop asking for more money to work, scum the lot of them
Kayden James
Do something you enjoy/are good at, go to a club (art, archery, putting fucking ships in bottles ANYTHING). Talk to the girls there, but dont try too hard. Give it a few weeks, you will be swimming in fanny before you can say Knife.
Juan Adams
my girlfriend says it smells like watermelon wherever i wank
i have no idea what the fuck she means
Joseph Brooks
Hope rabbit gets skinned this year
Caleb King
Thanks I detect a certain amount of salt from some though
