Russia is like the empire
And Ukraine is like the rebels
From Disney's Star Wars
Russia is like the empire
Charles Williams
Xavier Morales
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John Brown
>Empire trying to unite & save the universe from an outside threat.
Russia
>Rebels lying, plan ruining turds that only want muh freedoms not thinking of anytging greater than their own selfish wants & needs.
Right user?
Levi Evans
You should be 18+ to use this website. I cannot imagine what kind of damage some of the theories posted here can cause to a child. Seems you are a prime example of such a case.
James Sullivan
This analogy works I guess since both Russia and the the Empire fucking loved niggers. Both sides are always controlled by the same nigger loving group.
Nathaniel Lewis
Charles Evans
Liam Moore
Noo Putler is Voldemort from Harry Potter!
Christian Bailey
I bet money this is written some where on reddit.
Tyler Gonzalez
woah...
Daniel Walker
Real life is like TV.
You kids are idiots.
Elijah Gonzalez
He is closer to Siron from Lord of the rings
Jackson Lewis
no kidding, the bad guys are more likable in both
Jose Fisher
Connor Gray
Why do people like star bores so much? I've seen the original three and they're average 70s/80s sci-fi fare at best.
Evan Sullivan
I never understood why they tied Luke so heavily to Anakin's lightsaber rather than the one that Luke literally made himself. Must have focus grouped it and found that people marginally recognized Anakin's more than Luke's actual lightsaber.
Anthony Carter
The original trilogy is certainly way above average, not the best but way above your average sci-fi flick of that era.
It's a classic monomyth so people like it. By the third movie it becomes extremely silly with the little furry fuckers (obviously a ploy to sell toys) that according to Spielberg are supposed to be the Vietcong.
Nathan Torres
May force with you Ukrainees.....yankees weapons coming later....much later
Michael Gomez
you need to be 18 to post here.
Daniel Stewart
I agree those teddy bear things were stupid.
I've watched the original three several times over in an attempt to 'get it' but I find the whole series very lacklustre with numerous plotholes. Harrison Ford doesn't help either. Can't bear him.
Parker Torres
yeah but since then Star Wars grow into a proper fantasy but so much potential the average Star Wars fan doesn't know shit about lore they made it purely consumer oriented for plebs like the prequels was so good imo 2000's was the peak of Star Wars franchise with cool video games extending the lore until George Lucas sold it
Jayden Martin
>Disney's Star Wars
Yup. All faggotery.
Henry Richardson
That's old canon, user.
Grayson Brooks
Eh I don't know what to tell you, I first saw them when they were remastered in the 90s and re-released in cinemas, I've always enjoyed the original trilogy.
I gave up on Star Wars when the prequels came out and I've not seen a single Disney made Star Wars film, nor will I ever watch them.
I used to like Harrison Ford, but now I just see a kike and I can't get that thought out of my head.
Aaron Myers
It's a kid's show. I was into them when I was a child. Now I can't even sit through them. But a lot of these people simply never grow up.
Noah Jones
POWERFUL!
William Sanders
ukraine is the hunger games girl and russia is the bigger, stronger kids. nato is the niggas dropping weapon crates.
Aaron Anderson
>And Ukraine is like the rebels
The Rebels were led by a Jedi
When you Latinise Yeheshua you get Jesus
When you Latinise Yehudi (Jews) you get Jedi
Ukraine is led by a Jew
Checks out.