Suck it, Elon

Suck it, Elon

buff, bald, and hottie beats hair plugs, dad bod, and goblina

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>Billions of dollars
>Still controlled by pussy
Blackpilling

>saggy knees
>dry thighs
>fake tits
>hottie

I guess even billionaires have to pick from women who are "ready to settle"

manlet with a gold digger, who knew

fpbp

>be billionaire
>fuck old haggard women
Jesus what was the point. Hugh was the only one who did it right

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how could anyone stay hard with this thing staring at you

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>Hugh was the only one who did it right

Hefner?

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imagine shilling for some mega rich dude like a gay fan boi?

total cuck

>be world richest man
>that's the best pussy you could get
At this point... what is even the point?

>goblina
>bogged trannoid face
>ugly feet
Do billionaires really?

Jeff Bezos is a massive cuck. If I had his money I'd have women sobbing on my dick and worshipping me similar to that POS Dan Bizilaran

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wtf is wrong with her legs?

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no being bald sucks period, I'd rather fuck around like elon than be tied down. Elon needs to implement a boxing and jujitsu program

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Probably a male on estrogen and a boob job

He got a woman his age who could probably also relate to his issues and be a friend, instead of a souless zoomer thats only good for the bedroom.

those are man legs thats why it looks off

he has a goblina though

>smile like the fucking Joker

"love that joker"

>>dry thighs

Wth I thought Michael Jackson was dead?

I didn’t know she was still around. Is this a recent photo?