>HAHA CHINA IS WONT DO ANY-
What now global homo faggots?
HAHA CHINA IS WONT DO ANY-
lmfao what a pathetic display
That's just water though.
>shoots million dollar missiles into water
>"t-take that gwailo!"
On par of a child throwing rocks around an adult but never at the adult because they know they'd get their shit kicked in.
> habbenin: chinks declare war on water
WWI started because of some small irrelevant country fucking with another small irrelevant country
So I'm grinning from ear to ear as two relevant countries fuck over two irrelevant countries in less than six months, while the relevant countries populace face shortages, price hikes, energy black outs and starvation
This is how Hitlers are made
If war doesn't happen this time around, then it's never going to happen ever
Plop
>China impotently throws things somewhat in the direction of unliked nation
How mighty of them.
>Taiwan, home of tsmc
>irrelevant country
ngmi
this is the military equivalent of autistic screeching
I knew chinks were dirty. But declaring war on water? That's a new low
Impotent rage.
This is the equivalent of softly calling someone a bitch after they walked away
>lauches missiles
>it cant even reach taiwan
>it was meant to go there
Are Chinese obsessed with polluting oceans?
A Chinese missile just flew over my house.
Chinks setting off fireworks pretending they're missiles. Holy copes.
They waited for 82yo woman to leave. Let that sink in.
I'm glad they switched to Taiwan I got tired from hohol news 24/7
pelosi needs extra protection, since her homestate california is full of chinks and chink spies, good going retard. you dishona china you die
Couldn't you just like... call your brilliant Uncle and tell him to change the channel or something?
Do you also have an insider tip when the "Aliens" land?
oh you're right actually my bad
soon it will be irrelevant and not even a country
>Launches missile after Pelosi leaves because they are too scared of even firing a missile to the water when she is in the island.
>Big dick move somehow to Any Forums Tankies.
This is your brain on Communism
>durr what is military training?
>durr what are war games?
>durr do you really believe military exercises near foreign country can turn into invasion? What do you mean "Ukraine"?
No wonder you lost two World Wars, Hans.
I hope this level of bug cope lasts a while. Good shit, chang
My American uncle is too busy trading real estate and mining zinc
Why did they miss Taiwan? Their missiles can't even hit an island 100 miles across? Pfft
the equivalent to a baby throwing its toys out of the pram in a tantrum
Pathetic
I am not coping, I am not even Chinese. It is just that half of Any Forums is mentally retarded and the other half has to clean up their drooling mouths.
China bent the knee to zoglardia.
Its over.
You believe this actually took place? It's the media mate.
Los basados
> I am not even Chinese
lel
>so pissed they shot the ocean
yawn, it is another nothing burger, if they had the balls they would just nuke taiwan
Btw have they started calling your farmers white supremacists yet?
>an insider tip when the "Aliens" land?
oh your forehead.
kek
>Globohomo faggots
China is globohomo. Kek. Also, why hasn’t china actually shot Taiwan? Why do you keep shooting the water, faggots.
Fucking flares
>after Pelosi leaves
who gives a fuck?
PFFT GUISE THEIR SHOOTING THE WATER LIKE I SAID THEY WOULD
No. They are being lumped in with conspiracy nuts at the moment, it's not very effective. They are very close to calling them literal enemies of the state.
But not Nazi, no siree.
Come on China I'm banking on Taiwan being the next current thing.