Would you convert to Islam if you were given 2 wives but forbidden to eat bacon?

Would you convert to Islam if you were given 2 wives but forbidden to eat bacon?

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no

>2 wives that have the IQ of a below average human between them

Nope. I don’t simp for pussy.

Convert? What you bloody on about m8?

Yes. 1 wife is boring. Fucking 2 and having many kids is fun.

If they look like picrel, no, they're hideous.

Only 2? I demand 6, all of different etniciteit. And inwant to be able to store them in pokeballs

I don't eat bacon because it's full of PUFA's

Yep

yes, but I would still eat bacon in secret and then kiss my wives with forbidden bacon breath

>itt faggots

>forbidden to eat bacon
Nope.

why aren´t you fucking dead yet ? get off my planet.

>see flag

makes sense

Can they cook everything else and suck dick really good?

No

I don't eat pork in the first place

No I value my eternal soul more than pussy

lol

Only if they are malaysian/indonesian qts

Dont give me disgusting arab/indian

I’d take it and just eat pork in secret. I can live without pork, if it were ham I’m not sure.

i'd even convert for one good wife thats loyal

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lol they're fucking nasty.

What country's laws do I have to follow? Two wives in the US would be a punishment.

You can't do either, cuck

Imagine choosing goyslop over pussy.

5 wives and it's turkish Islam where I can still drink and smoke. You won't get a better deal

No, I will still fuck them so you end up going to whatever weird brown hell you imagine though.

Bacon overpowers every dish and is an amerifat meme. Pork is just disgusting in general except some BBQ ribs. So yes give me my Harem of persian wives now.

baby Muslims look ugly

No, and my nordic ancestors fought the islamic horde as i do to this day

Yes, they’re women.

Kanker autist.

Why not be Mormon? Eat bacon, have more wives then is allowed in Islam. Have more wives then the founder if islam.

Kek. If only we could store women in pokeballs.

an arab woman would be gleefully castrate her dad for white penis.

I thought mormons cucked and don't allow multiple wives anymore?

Hahaha forgot flag

can I still eat ribs and pork chops?
How having to wives works can you have a threesome at a moments notice or you have to schedule which one you are sleeping with?
Are you allowed for them to have lesbian sex between them leaving you out?

Or would you rather give out alcohol and have 3 white wives? pic related

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No.

Yes