Jews fear the vehicular cactus farmer

Jews fear the vehicular cactus farmer

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That shit wasn’t trash you can’t handle Ayo hold up ain’t you Nathaniel b

Grow weed

the inside of a car gets fucking crazy hot in summer, theres no way even cactus would survive, they'd just cook.

that is the most kino shit I ever saw spachianus I believe?

Have fun in your crash
I'm sure your passenger will successfully sue you.

Imagine getting into a car accident.

What can you even do with those things?

fucking kek I can just imagine
>brake suddenly
>cactuses fly into both eyes
>screaming ensues

the fuck do you think happens in an accident without the cactus?

He's breeding a super cactus that can handle temps up to 9000° farenheit

Cactus farmer reporting in.

Why not something you can eat?
I'd be on board with parsley or basil on the dashboard.

Wasn't that an episode of TPB?

Forgot pic

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When the vehicle hits bumps the cactus wiggle and slowly uproot themselves.

>get rear ended
>biw gave cactus in your eyeballs

>t.amerimutt retard cant into physics

Those cacti are called like peanut cactus or finger cactus or some shit. They're actually friendly and you can pet them. The prills have only stuck in me like once out of the hundreds of times touching.

Anons getting trolled by OP posting succulents, or OP is just retarded

Step your game up.

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>not over 9000
kys newfag