He can literally just teleport us more gas
Why hasn't Criss Angel ran for POTUS?
Aaron Young
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Benjamin Green
kek
this is why i come to Any Forums
David Martinez
I don't care what anyone says, chris can fucking levitate.
Austin Edwards
We should meme him to the Presidency. Imagine him doing sleight of hand tricks with the national debt.
Jackson White
>Imagine him doing sleight of hand tricks with the national debt.
cool is with the anti-semitism brah
Jeremiah Scott
Go back to r*ddit tranny.
Owen White
Gas isn't real retard.
Juan Cruz
>Can teleport
>Teleports to get gas for his car so he can teleport back and then drive to where he's going
Fucking idiot
Zachary Hall
Federal Reserve already does slight of hand with the national debt.
Luis Green
Exactly. He can just teleport his car.
Jackson Butler
can he teleport me a gf?
Luis Ross
he could mind freak putin leaving him with no gas
also question time,
~~who is more based
>bane
>joker
Nathaniel Fisher
he'd lose to david copperfield
Jack Collins
Isaac Miller
>POTUS
>when he turned a c*n into a hag
He should be executed for this crime alone.
Daniel Edwards
Its amazing what a nice head of hair and good face can do for a person. Imagine this PUC if he was bald.
Ayden Lee
Dude looks like a tranny.
Joshua Hall
Chris Angel is an antisemitic canard perpetuating the myth that jews control international finance.
The ADL has debunked this already.
Oliver Powell
He would make all the immigrants, "dissapear"
Ian Perry
This is the funniest thread I've seen in a long time. Perhaps theres still hope for us all...?
Nolan Murphy
I thought he died in a horrific car crash with picrel?
Zachary Collins
>memeflag being no fun
>probably just some glownigger in a bad mood because he's starting his night shift
>many such cases