2022 Winter forecast just dropped

>unreasonably cold
>OOOAH MOOAAIII GOOOOOOAAARD!! IIIT'S UUNREAAASONAAABLY COOOOAAARLLLLD!!

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New Mexico never gets that bad I'll live. Gonna take my dad's advice and call in for work if it snows cause fuck dealing with retards that aren't used to driving in snow and also it rarely snows here so I'm not gonna be racking up insane points or anything. Worst driving experience was trying to get to Vegas through flagstaff during a huge blizzard and it was stressful to say the least trying to navigate an unfamiliar area with covered roads in a fwd coupe with locals driving on winter tires honking at you for sliding around.

You're a bunch of pussies. Lowest temp ever recorded in the US was -70F or -56C

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>he didn't get the joke.
Anyways. Lowest recorded in Denmark was 31 minus C. No big deal. Been to Norway when it was colder than that. Scandis are way more adapted to cold climates than 95% of you mutts. It's in our genes. Personally, I prefer 12 C. That's my comfy temp.

Got my wood split, seasoned and stacked. This summer was a great seasoning year.

>I'm just being retarded
I've split firewood all day in -34C with non insulated boots. It's not that bad to be honest. You forget we have your blood flowing through us and a lot of frontier people were Scandis who survived the children's blizzard that killed hundreds of kids in the dakotas.

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>drier than normal
I fuckin' doubt it. With how humid it's been this summer here in socal we're probably gonna get drenched.

Obama didn't order a 2500 gal propane tank for nothing. Wonder who tipped him off?

You come from me, not the other way around, nigger. I don't fear cold. I love it. I wish it was much colder in Denmark during winter than it is these days. So what are you even on about?

Next time you're at the chopping block, take your dick and chop it off and suck it for me, faggot.

It's been a bit hotter this summer in the Northeast as the last few summers have been fairly mild. So have winters so I'm expecting to get a nastier winter anyway desu

Global warming did this.

>climate change
fake and gay
>monkeypox
real, only affects gays
>midterms
who cares
>food shortages
haven't noticed
>gas prices
what are you a poorfag
>power bills
still remarkably cheap

>Houses are more insulated than ever
>Clothing, blankets
>Hot food and drink
>Snuggle with family, pets

Kek you so ass mad over simple conversation. We may come from you, but the blood is the same. I.e. we can survive the same as you, if anything you're weaker than ever as a race. As you said, the temperatures are relatively warm, most of your people haven't seen true cold in some time. Hopefully that will change, as cold is invigorating and fuel for my soul.

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You're his father?

>chilly, slushy, shivery
incredible scientific data

he was snow plowing my mother in south dakota that fucking snow nigger. no wonder I'm such a faggot. LUUUUKE LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME. I AM DE FATHER NOWWWWW

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yeah, i have a snowblower

maybe we'll see a white christmas in the mountain state this year

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Basically.

>unreasonably cold
>unreasonably
>cold
coasties are not human

Whatchu gonna do when it's 0 instead this winter? The ice man cometh.

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