How about a Any Forums joke thread. I’ll start: > Did you know it's now politically incorrect to say 'black paint'? Now you have to say "Jerome can you please paint the fence". > Political bar joke A liberal, conservative, and moderate walks into a bar.
The hostess says "Hi, Mitt!" > I just read something about weather in England:
The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as _'English Weather'._
In order to no longer offend a sizable portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as _'Muslim Weather'_ -- partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite.
Needs to be much, much more racist. I can't laugh unless it's at the expense of niggers and jews.
Isaiah Cook
Go ahead then …
Jaxson Ward
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar a
Elijah Hall
Here's my favorite nigger joke, enjoy.
A black man was hanging off a cliff precariously holding onto a branch. He starts praying to God to help him. "Please God save me from falling to my death." God suddenly appears and says "my child, all you need to do is let go, and I'll take care of you." "Are you sure?" "Yes, my child, let yourself go." The man lets go and falls immediately to his death with a great splat. God chuckles quietly to himself, "stupid fucking nigger..."
Anthony Phillips
A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are all flying on a plane carrying starving children from africa. Suddenly, the pilot loses control, and announces that the plane is going down and there are only 4 parachutes. The pilot grabs one of them and jumps off the plane.
The monk looks to the other two and says "we have lived long, good lives. We should give 3 of these children a chance to live."
The rabbi quickly responds "fuck the children, I want to live!"
To which the priest replies "do we have time?"
Joseph Mitchell
>What do you say to a black man In a suit? >"Will the defendant please rise
Nathan Russell
Why do niggers stink? So the blind can hate them too.
Ethan Gonzalez
What do you call a black man that graduates from Harvard? A nigger.
Aaron Clark
>How many Jews fit into VW Golf? 5 in the seats and 20 in the ashtray
Dominic Torres
Semi-rare pasta Ha Nods and chuckles
Alexander Garcia
Why did Biden appoint a nigger as secretary of defense in his cabinet? They need someone to turn on the lights in the white house on Saturdays.
What is the difference between a dead nigger in the middle of the road and a dead dog in the middle of the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Ian Phillips
A horse is fucking a nigger in the ass. The nigger says to the horse "Damn! and I thought I was hung!" and the horse says to the nigger "Not yet you fucking coon."
Jaxson Flores
A man runs over a woman with his car. Who's fault is it? It's the man's fault, he should know better than to drive around in the kitchen.
Kayden Wright
A priest and a rabbi are walking along, talking to each other. The priest sees a child and says to rabbi "hey, let's fuck that kid!" "out of what?" replies the rabbi.
A banker, a rabbi, and a pedophile walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Good evening Moshe, what'll it be?"
Kevin Wilson
This one would seem funny with a political figure in place of the horse, like Nancy Peloci or some troon
Oliver Johnson
I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
