It's time to take the bikepill Any Forums, stop bitching about gas prices
>$0.00 on gas
>In shape
>Makes carcucks seethe
TAKE THE BIKEPILL
Wyatt Ross
Joshua Wright
Yeah I'll just ride my tiny bicicletta the 40 miles to work every day. Through extreme heat rain sleet hail and snow. Spandex'd road hogs will all get what they fucking deserve.
Benjamin Cox
a bike will burn calories but it will not make you in shape
its the exact opposite of skipping leg day
have you seen professional cyclists, limp dick arms with massive glutes and hamstrings
Cameron Baker
Yes, Yes!
You vill own no car, und maybe even rent your bike! What a good little NPC!
Jace Walker
Kek I drive on a fixed gear so I never stop.
Quite frankly I can barely stop on that thing.
I run all of the traffic lights.
One time a guy breaked so hard his kid he was driving to school hit the windshield.
Guess what, not my fucking problem.
Slow your roll hombre.
Christopher Thompson
Already did and life is much better now. Glad I live in a major city where I can access everything I need within 10 miles of my house.
Justin Thompson
You are gay
Adam Anderson
They will resent you for telling the truth, so don't bother. Besides, most people here are fat spics.
Kayden Lewis
>driving 40 miles to work every day
lmao do wage cucks really?
Jose Fisher
Says the memeflag loser. Bet you can't even make it to your car without wheezing you fat bitch.
Benjamin Stewart
You know you’re allowed to work out more than 1 muscle group right, Colgate?
Dylan Gutierrez
You wouldn't, that would kill you.
For me, it's light excersise.
Jordan Lewis
No worries, let cityfags ride their gay little toys
Rural chads will keep rolling coal while pulling our drift cars to the next meet
The virgin urbanite fears the rural petrolhead
Samuel Gray
Also, cycling kills testosterone and semen production by 25%
Whodathunk that sitting on a plastic cock shaped seat for hours would turn you gay lol
Zachary Gray
Xavier Sanders
Just bought a bike
Hadn’t biked in ten fucking years
This shit is the best
Bombing through my suburb streets is fantastic
Of course I don’t have to work
Just saying biking is top tier exercise
Because it’s FUN
like trampolines and kickscooters which I also recommend
Eli Thomas
I have a car and a bike.
Just for fun, I ride the train to work so I can get drunk after.
Jaxon Perez
Ayden Nguyen
I can't I have balance issues due to my MS.
I literally cannot take any transportation that has less then 4 wheels and I cannot walk to work anymore, used to but now my MS fucks with that too.
Not even unfit, just ruined by a uncurable disease
Ayden Ward
Don't forget to cozymaxx and get/build a bike camper to literally be as free as Unironically possible in the modern age
Jaxson Brooks
It's only 11km each way for me to get to my usual daily grind, but it's uphill quite a ways. If it were all on the flat, I'd consider it.
Carter Perez
Owning a car and convincing yourself that it somehow makes you free is the most NPC behavior possible.
Cars are convenient transportation, but they are a way for the government to get a ton of money off of you and for you to directly finance shitty countries like Saudi Arabia so they can build more mosques in Europe.