HAPPENING: CHINA IS SHELLING TAIWAN

ITS FUCKING REAL
XI WASNT BLUFFING
GET TO YOUR POSTS
DRAFT INCOMING
TAIWAN WILL BECOME DRESDEN 2.O
>source: mobile.twitter.com/TpyxaNews/status/1554575776728731652

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Nothing is happening

>Buenos dias anons! Two more minutes passed!
>Forgot about my inflation crisis, fed insider trading scandals, violent crackdowns on protests and recession yet? No?
>Time for another slide thread seething about Chyna conducting a drill they scheduled months before Amerimutts started this weeks larp!

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haha brilliant mate
*walks off and talks to someone else*

>shelling in the direction of Taiwan Strait
>shelling Taiwan
pick one

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A couple of fish are getting fucked up!

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The great mutt copening has begun

that was 5 hours ago

>fire shells into water
Omg xi we kneel!

Wtop i can only get so hard

Yah China is good at doing nothing
Paper pussies

This actually happened to me irl once. It's very rude :C

Canadians are pajeets

So they're just gonna waste a bunch of artillery and rockets as a tantrum?

>fire a few dozen leftover Israeli mortars into the ocean along with the other 100,000 tonnes of garbage you dump in there every day
>we supa sordier war now numba wun!

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Srsly, is this a real tweet or a parody ?
Hope Chinachads liberate Taiwan
ASAP.

The only thing China is good for is wasting money and puffing their chest. They are completely harmless.

There is nothing to cope about you dog molester.
>t.chang

Y-liz Abe Thuwar Rin

this was from last night, you absolute noob fuck

>Nothing is happening
t. Western politicians in 1997 before China took Hong Kong

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oh. I hate both sides, but I guess I'm on team mao now.
god speed, ccp. flatten that rebellious island.

Never put a woman in charge. C'mon. This is Age of Empires 101.

That feels like a lot of effort to make one for each flag that starts a thread.

jesus christ just get it over with already. why are we stalling the inevitable?

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That had been planned for over a century retard

They didn't just invade. And then literally nothing did happen for another 20 years, it just went on as normal

t. live in HK

>Pelosi lands
>nothing happens
>Pelosi leaves
>China shoots 100m worth of ordinance into the water
k

>in the direction of the Taiwan strait
Oh great and i can fart in the direction of Beijing who fucking cares

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not my problem

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You rike brak kok?

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idk man

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So China is bombing itself, but not Taiwan? Lol

Chink cope & seethe hahahaha.

Fear harvesting. seriously.

>China is impotently wasting shells into a body of water to show frustration
*Yawn*
Need a webcomic of Xi awkwardly being praised by Nero as his Legionaries stab the water.

Because pooh bear knows you can't win a war with impotent rage, which is all china has.

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so this is effectively confirmation that they are going to do fuck all right
typical

i'm sure its just a coincidence congress passed a semiconductor bill for no reason whatsoever

Based aussie

Women’s rights? No homos?
I’m down with the ccp

>Twitter
>Not even a useless blue checkmark
its probably footage from Ukraine

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how do you get turn around to get made to look like a chump INTERNATIONALLY this badly.
The next rw wing president should just fold china up they clearly wont and cant do anything about it,

>chinks launch missiles over Taiwan
>bugman fingers lodged in the nav system from factory incident
>straight into 10,000 resident apt. Complex
mfw

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