Do You Buy Lottery Tickets?

If so, stop. The government gets almost all the money. Don't be a retard. Spend your money on something worthwhile.

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400 million is plenty for what I want to do with it.

>noooo i only won a few hundred million
yeah its gay they take so much but wtf better than nothing

$433 million is still cushy. Don't get me wrong, I'd still be pissed, and no politician could come within sight of me without me becoming immediately violent if this happened to me, but I'd still be happy with that amount of money.

Money is a neccisarry evil. I only use it because they give me no other option.

Do most lotto winners even exist?????


I'd become a super villain even if I win $50 million. Why haven't any of the winners caused a stir in anything?

Inb4 most winners go bankrupt in a few years.

They are actually get way more as the winner has to keep paying taxes on that amount every year after.

Why is gambling winnings taxed???
The fuck???

Even in europe its untaxed because it’s illogical to tax it, and europe is usually commie on taxes

lottery and gambling in general are poor people tax
when will the retards learn

>Inb4 most winners go bankrupt in a few years.
they actually do, poor people are shit with money

So just so everyone knows, I'm actively playing the lottery for big wins and I have a great plan for the winnings:
I'm going to first buy a very large area of land, that can be used as a bomb testing range. Then, construct (1) exact replica of one of the world trade center buildings. Then, purchase the exact plane that flew into them and have it remotely flown into the building in the exact same manner that happened on 9/11. Then we're all gona sit back and watch what happens.
Of course, they know my plans, so I'll never be allowed to win.

For the overwhelming majority of people, literally everything they want to do that's actually legally possible to do runs, at most, $20,000,000. When you have twenty million and one cent, you officially have more money than most people know what to do with.

So if I won a $1 billion lottery but "only" got to keep $400 million, but all of that off of just a $2 investment for the ticket? Fuck, I'm fine with that, I'm not greedy. I'd get to keep twenty-five times more money than I know what to do with and it's not like I can claim that I "earned" that extra hundreds of millions or am entitled to it. It was a fucking lottery.

Nah, bro, I'd be fine with that,

(Also if you take it in multiple payments over 20 years instead of a single large sum the taxes are much smaller, but most people prefer to take the single large sum)

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>OH NO 1 (ONE) PERSON WHO WAS RETARDED ENOUGH TO BUY A LOTTERY TICKET AND GOT THE PLANETS TO ALIGN WILL ONLY GET 400 MILLION DOLLARS
Who gives a shit? Take all of the idiots money for being retarded enough to buy a lottery ticket in the first place.

Take it all and leave for a non extradition country.

I don’t think they do. It’s a huge ruse

No only if they don’t take the lump sum. If they take the lump sum it’s paid all at once

I know a older person that buys them religiously and won't stop
I did the math infront if him
X Tickets
Y Years
In short he spent over $100,000 & won only $5000

Wrong, the EV of your play goes to dogshit and that is what separated a retard from a genius.

is that the amount taking the lump sum now? That's leaving most of the money on the table because you can't wait

Here lottery wins are not getting taxed

I wouldn't go as far as a supervillain, but with that kind of money, I'm never working another day in my life. That money is going into high interest accounts, and I'm living off of that

How.much cash do you get selling that to an annuity buying company?

but lottery is also a monopoly

>They are actually get way more as the winner has to keep paying taxes on that amount every year after.

No they don't. You pay taxes on earned income. If you take it all as a single large sum, but then just put the money in, like, a big ol' safe or something, rather than in a bank (where it collects taxable interest) or stocks (where you get more money), then you never get taxed.

>Then, construct (1) exact replica of one of the world trade center buildings

One of the towers would be worth around $1 billion in today's money, though a fair amount of that was property value in NYC. Still, you'd have to win a Hell of a lottery to be able to afford to build it.

I was only off by 33.7 million

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That's stupid. My 9/11 recreation idea is way more entertaining.

I think the big lotteries are fake. This faggot ended up with 433 million. But do you think we'll ever hear from him again? Surely there'd be some coverage of what these faggots do with their money considering how hungry the media is for celebrities. And yet... we never hear about them.

Lottery winnings not tax exempt over there? Fucking hell.

the chances of you winning is not worth taking 2/3 rds of the fukcing price, i know is plenty but fuck that

It's gona happen, user. Imagine the look on everyones face when it doesn't fall.

That guy doesn't know the lotto.

The cash prize of 600 million. Taxed at max rate, it's only 430 million.

Probably not. Probably realized the poors like me would just piss the money away or try some dumb shit best case scenario. So they drum up this hype and then pass it around to one another. Whose gonna know?

Have you ever looked?

>>OH NO 1 (ONE) PERSON WHO WAS RETARDED ENOUGH TO BUY A LOTTERY TICKET

Yeah I don't get why people say this. It's $2. There's two drawings a week, so that's $104/year. That's fucking nothing. I spend more money on new socks each year than I do on lottery tickets.

All the 'winners' are fake people, all the funds are channeled back into black ops shit.

no can do, op
as long as the odds are, its still my best shot at a decent life

UK lottery gives you the lump sum with no tax
Of course, lottery is still a giant scam and I bet 90% of the "anonymous winners" are just the lottery giving it back to themselves

Question: what are you gonna do if it does?

Lottery/lotto is for desperate niggers who are too stupid to know the fame is rigged

I don't play. I'm just saying its more than enough to do what I want to do with it.

>And yet... we never hear about them. Not a fucking word. Not on social media not even town gossip. It's like these lucky people never even existed.

>not buying Any Forums via a hostile takeover and then just redirecting it to pornhub

I'll probably say
>huh

You can buy a fucking share of Amazon and have it double in a few years instead of pissing it down the drain

not only that...
the over taxed money is still subject to taxation down the line for whatever reason.
you would think that after they snatched almost 900 million out of your back you shouldn't be subject to a singe taxation by the government but at last every single move you make with the rest of that money is still subject to taxation.
buy a house still got to pay taxes
buy a car IRS money
buy food yep hand over to uncle sam.
uh you wanna take a vacation? pony up chump
forget about the lottery being a scam, the whole of the united states is nothing but a Ponzi scheme for idiots flocking from Nicaragua

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most people think they could get better returns than the lottery bond.

I can do both. They’re not mutually exclusive.

lmfao

Epstein won before he totally killed himself, multiple times.