Y'all dumb, what china needs to do is to pull Taiwan in to the mainland, there is like a gorillion chinks, I'm pretty sure id they all pull together they will be able to move it
Y'all dumb, what china needs to do is to pull Taiwan in to the mainland, there is like a gorillion chinks...
Blake Bell
Owen Nelson
your suggestion is to tug of war taiwan?
Christopher Martinez
I see no flaws in this plan.
Xavier Jackson
That wouldn't work retard, there's no cable strong and long enough to pull an insland.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
They can just build a bridge out of rocks. The Hindus figured this out 20,000 years ago.
Jose Stewart
It should be shaped like a penis. They'll never expect it.
Aaron Adams
There is ONE thing BIG and LONG enough
The question is if there's a second one that is also capable of the task
Bentley Howard
an in real life example of
>Mexican intellectuals
Blake Young
good idea
Easton Torres
The changs could all just link arms... like the ants they are
Gabriel Phillips
china spent so much time and money building dozens if islands, they could have spent all that sand connecting china to taiwan instead.
Gabriel Richardson
This makes sense
Christian Hill
Couldn't they just build a bridge with rocks?
Brayden Taylor
You're a genus spic! we need to get really strong rope, like hump rope you cant smoke it but is stronk. UPVOTED
Robert Walker
stfu faggot you is dumb
Henry Moore
>he'd rather build a shitty bridge that'll get swept up by the first storm instead of spending 1 afternoon linking the landmasses FOREVER
And this is why your country is shit
Julian Hernandez
They would be really tired afterward
Hunter Ward
Gibe them energy drinks
Brayden Thomas
Nigga we pulling it away with air craft carriers. Frfr. Shits is gonna be wit Hawaii no cap.
Brody Murphy
Taiwan will build it's bridge and throw the illegitimate CCP government out of West Taiwan when it's good and ready.
Aiden Bennett
>pull Taiwan
But what if it capsizes?
Ryan Mitchell
>there's no cable strong and long enough
source? or are you just pretending that space elevators aren't a thing?
Brody Parker
Based and Hank Jonhson-pilled.
Jackson Cruz
Just import 5 million niggers and put them on the opposite side if it tips
Matthew Gray
This sounds like a legitimate boomer idea.
>Just throw ropes on it and pull the island closer. Strap your boots you kids have it so easy nowadays!
David Rivera
>Black
>Democrat, Georgia
>what if islands just tip over
WHY ARE PEOPLE WHO COULDN'T PASS GRADE SCHOOL IN OFFICE?
Adrian Russell
Jews.
Joseph Richardson
that's stupid
all the CCP needs to do is surrender to Taiwan(China)