They could drop thousands of liquid nitrogen filled tankers into the straight. Freezing it instantly. Then they’ll be able to drive tanks and troops across. This would also make America’s naval supremacy meaningless if they can’t sail through frozen water.
What if China froze the Taiwan straight?
Jeremiah Carter
Zachary Baker
Fuck me, I think he's got something there lads.
Tyler Adams
Bentley Fisher
what??
Nicholas Sanders
Can someone calc the kjoules required and how many tankers that would require.
Ethan Lee
Call up Xi and get his best scientists on it. It might also cure "global warming"!
Camden Powell
why not just move the water aside like moses?
Wyatt Moore
Screencap me please
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Hunter Long
you're a smart guy
how can I hire you?
Luis Hall
A naval blockade will suffice. Taiwan would eventually surrender to such a siege.
Sebastian Hernandez
retard slide thread
Isaac Harris
William Evans
先 这是个好主意 我们将以此粉碎帝国主义的西方
Brandon Taylor
yes that will surely work
let's also build a time machine and put trampolines on the floor of the world trade center
Michael Adams
average american education
Jackson Robinson
Hunter Johnson
Robert Davis
Your retardness apart, China WILL NEVER, EVER do a land attack on Taiwan, its literal suicide unless they glass the island beforehand or the US doesn't exist anymore.
Elijah Gonzalez
cause they aint chosen
Robert Green
starting calculations, give me a few minutes
Cooper Williams
Based. I missed troll physics
Logan Martin
It's over China lost!
Liam Phillips
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Julian Cox
Even if they had enough liquid nitrogen to pull that off it would be better spent on any other venture.
Evan Reed
come on, pol...
Adrian Gomez
Some times I'm glad I'm here forever
Daniel Phillips
Why not drying the straight?
Hunter Sullivan
>as if China is completely surrounded on all sea sides
it can go both ways
Jace Brown
I wanted to insult you at first, but I'm gonna be honest, I've heard worse ideas.
Carter Jenkins
Good idea but i propose something else. Why not airdrop a huge 5 million tons magnet onto taiwan and then try with magnets from the chinese coast to bring taiwan close to mainland china?
Colton Cruz
like south park super best friends episode? i'd post the pic but it's been CENSORED
: ) thank you democracy YAY
Liam Parker
I'd say about tree fiddy.
Grayson Cooper
What if we boil the entire ocean.
Liam Thompson
you could take the shekels needed to freeze 6 gorillionz gallons of saltwater and just drop the money on Taiwan and kill everyone
Matthew Thompson
You can do it crunchy
Parker Taylor
This would work but they would need to build it in the winter so that warm water currents would not be flowing through the strait. But once its built they could put tire chains on all their diesel military equipment and ice cleats on all the soldiers boots and march across, the straight is not that big. The Chinese wouldnt even need to build an ice bridge to leave Taiwain. China could just go back normally once the island is under occupation.
Ryder Reed
Fucking retarded Argenigger doesn't even know that you just have to jump off a chair that you're holding right before impact.
Jonathan Flores
There’s an easier way, create a hole in their ozone above Taiwan so they all get cancer and die
Colton Smith
the ice would crack