It starts with

>it starts with
ONE PLANE
I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW FAR YOU FLY
KEEP THAT IN MIND WHILE I SEND A FINAL WARNING IN DUE TIME
>watch them cope

>PLANES
Are a powerful thing
Land in taiwan as Xinping will swing
From the ceiling, a hilarious thing
China and vagina means the same thing

>BLOWN
the fuck out below
Pelosi sees Taiwan right out the window
Gave her a final warning but she doesn't even know
All of Winnie's threats JUST FOR SHOOOW

Plane lands, Pelosi inside
Even though Xi tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to Xi will eventually be
A memory of a time when he seethed so hard

>HE BLUFFED SO HARD,
>SHE FLEW SO FAR
>BUT IN THE END,
>IT'S CHINA'S FINAL WARNING

>CHINKS SEETHE AND COPE,
>HANG FROM A ROPE
>BUT IN THE END,
>IT'S CHINA'S FINAL WARNING

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Supa powa

>imagine shilling this hard for a democrat whore

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my god, they turned it into a .gif

Based and check'd

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Nanci's hands are bigger too

Based

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I read it in style of Linkin Park or other rock on the border of hip-hop shit.

tried to do a voocaroo but the
KEEP THAT IN MIND WHILE I SEND A FINAL WARNING IN DUE TIME
doesn't fit and it is impossible to do. Rewrite it and I might do it again

it very clearly does fit nigger learn to speak linkin park's english

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do it yourself then faggot

>mmIIIIND
>tIIIIMe
That's the rythm spot.

this is an image board not a "listen to autistic faggots with gay lisps talk to themselves" board

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IT STARTS WITH
one shart, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard I try
To keep it inside, I designed this rhyme
To explain in doo time

All I know
Smell is a valuable thing
Try to pass gas as the pendulum swings
Feel it run down to the end of your leg
The shart ticks life away

It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the shart go right out the window
Tryin' to hold on, did-didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch it go

I kept everything inside and even though I tried
It all fell, a shart
What it meant to me will eventually
Be a memory of a time when

I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall and lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter

One shart, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard I try
To keep it inside, I designed this rhyme
To remind myself how I tried so hard

In spite of the way you were mockin' me
Acting like I shart on your property
Remembering all the times you fart with me
I'm surprised it got so far

Things aren't the way they smelled before
You wouldn't even recognize it anymore
Not that you knew it back then
But it all comes out of me in the end

I kept everything inside and even though I tried
It all fell, a shart
What it meant to me will eventually
Be a memory of a time when

I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall and lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter

I've put my trust in poo
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There's only one thing you should know
I've put my trust in poo
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There's only one thing you should know
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter

lol, don't push too hard or else you'll develop hemorrhoids the size of Courteney Cox's in the movie Ace Ventura Pet Detective.

I did this in between sets at the gym it may have slight errors

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certified sneed classic

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see

paper dragon records

>Updooted

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