LAUGH AT CHINA THREAD

This is a goddamn definition of copium

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>wide eyes
Lmao

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> victory of the CCP

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>YOU BETTER NOT CROSS THAT LINE
>line is crossed
>H-HEH ITS ACTUALLY MY WIN

>victory of the CCP
lmao cope, they get fucked in the ass diplomatically

I just feel bad now.

>victory
no it wasn't, even chinese shills cant say it was a victory after all the talk of making her turn back

CHINA WON!

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>We continue to look at the world with wide eyes
Their eyes are as wide as Xi’s dick is hard.

He's overdosing on cope.

Yeah this is so embarrassing Xi actually needs to do something or he’s gonna get shit canned, lol. Talking shit is all fine if one backs it up, but the Chinese never do

Well, technically, did any Chinese official explicitly say they would attack if Pelosi landed, or did they just make various vague huffing and puffing noises of protest?

dingdong bannu

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China on suicide watch, press s to spit

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Actually OD’ing on COPIUM! HOLY

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well technically they are right.

but a plane at the bottom of the chinese sea would have been nicer.

It was more or less just howling and trying to draw lines in the sand. China loves to try and throw it's weight around in words to see who will capitulate.

lol

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oh my lord what an absolute beta SIMP

Does anyone have access to 2channel, I bet they are memeing China so hard. They will get revenge for the Japanese danger signal

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Huffing and puffing as far as I've seen.
They did just announced military exercises with live fire in the next couple of days though.

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US cannot MAINTAIN its status as GLOBAL HEGEMON or demostrate it’s a FIRM ALLY of Taiwan unless it directly CHALLENGES China’s actions.

CHINA HAS ENDED US GLOBAL HEGEMONY WITHOUT FIRING A SHOT.

*does nothing again*
just stfu, xi

Implying that america doesn’t give “stern warnings” that get pissed on all the time. The truth is that they’re all soft pussies and neither xi nor Biden has the balls to pull the trigger.

Lmaooooooooo oOoOO PUSSY ASS CHYRAAAA

>with wide eyes
heavy doubt

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Which starts AFTER Pelosi and most of the US security detail leaves.

What would truly be game changer is if the US decides to position a destroyer and others in the vicinity of this Chinese naval drill and see if the Chinese back out or not.

That would be the ultimate cucking.

ching chong perosi gone

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How can they have such a devastating lack of self awareness?

They call their chickening out as victory lol

>flies fighter jets around taiwanese airspace
>constant life fire drills
>tells foreign diplomats not to come to taiwan
>tells others not to stoke the fire

Xi reads like a Hapa

Theres no way thats real ahahahahhaha

Imagine being made to look like weak bitches by fucking Nanci "Crypt Keeper" Pelosi.
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> That would be the ultimate cucking.
We’re already experiencing the ultimate cucking. China threatened action with the full weight of the Chinese state. They did nothing, and will do nothing. Ultimate cucks for the whole world to see. Fucking Vietnamese are the manliest mainland chinks. I’m gonna go get some Pho today. Didn’t Vietnam cuck China in China’s last war? Lmao

My estimation of President Xi as a man just fucking plummeted

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>teleports to literally nowhere
>nothing personal kid

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HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A HUGE FUCKING FAGGOT

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>youtube.com/watch?v=kHmLUYCUYT0

FUCK china

USA #1

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IN TWO WEEKS YOUR FAG MILITARY WILL BE DEFEATED! THERE WILL BE GRAVE CONSEQUENCES! THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING

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So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Europe, we can blame the Americans we can praise Russias efforts but the truth is its simply not good enough. Tactics, determination, responses it all stinks.

Dont get me wrong I still have full faith in Xi Jingping but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed this summer otherwise I am not very optimistic in our chances of annexing Taiwan next season. Not with Pelosi travelling there like this. What do you think /CBUG/ Is Li Keqiang the problem? Or is it Zhou Enlai? Are you #XIIN or #XIOUT?

Some helpful links to numb the pain
www.gov.cn/english/
www.twitter.com/globaltimesnews
www.alibaba.com
www.jlingz.com

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Lol my cock is hard and ready. Is yours chink shill? I doubt it. Westerners are celebrating, this is a thread for men, not effeminate Chinese whiners.

>we continue to look at the world with wide eyes

is this a new form of delusional cope?

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“Final warning”

LMAO

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Oh no changsisters we got too micrococky..

they did ahahahha

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OH NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHA

This is a level of cope unseen. The Chinese are to be regarded as the highest consumers of copious amount of copium. They postured and bitched out like usual. They were adamant that "YOU VIOLATE CHINA. WE BURY YOU INVADER. WE BURY YOU" and instead the CCP and Chinese nation as a collective tucked their tail between their pussies and keked out. BRICs is done here. Nothing says strength like making North Korea tier threats, doing nothing, and then insisting you meant to do nothing all along.

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>What would truly be game changer is if the US decides to position a destroyer and others in the vicinity of this Chinese naval drill and see if the Chinese back out or not.
Would Biden actually approve that? From the news reports I've been hearing most of his staff were shitting bricks as well

Don't forget about the fighter jets in South Korea, Japan and Australia and didn't Indian soldiers also die in that border dispute somewhere up in the mountains last year?

>Nanci Pelosi has broken through our air defense, not enough Gas

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yeah, chinas century is starting with them annoying everyone around

> issued over 900 "final warnings" to the United States for their fighter manoeuvres in the Taiwan Strait

Oh no no no! Not another final warning, please stop.

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>would be shot down
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>could be shot down

this is sensationalism, not journalism

They're just warning America that if they continue to push their buttons niggas gonna find out