HAVE FUN AT THE FRONT ZOOMIES
WHERE MY FELLOW STAY AT HOME DURING THE WAR CHADS?!
UNDRAFTABLE CHADS REPORT IN
Oliver Green
Nathaniel Perry
psycho discharge tried to suicide so the VA gives him 100% so he won't be a statistic
Tyler Bennett
Any advice on getting 100%? I'm at 40 right now. Should I claim PTSD?
Matthew Bailey
Type 1 diabetic megachad reporting for non-duty sir!
Jaxson King
Not rated for PTSD
I'm going blind in both of my eyes and have a TBI from falling 14 feet onto my back and not dying
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Jaxson Walker
Fuckkkkk sorry friend. I'd rather get drafted
Lucas Thomas
Good, fuck the ZOG.
Blake Diaz
I'm gonna bang their widows lol
Nolan Phillips
I'm going to give you a break on the Reddit spacing because you're obviously using your phones blink to text feature.
Cameron Williams
Yeah I knew from $3500 a month that there was something seriously wrong with you
Josiah Thomas
>Loook at me I'm literally retarded
This is you
Matthew Rodriguez
Am I immune to the draft if I was Baker Acted?
Adrian Ross
Pic rel
Connor Anderson
im just gonna move to Donetsk or Syria lol
Ayden Bennett
You arent wrong
Joshua Foster
imagine limping into the VA every month for your gibs
american niggers make me laugh
Liam Ramirez
I use a cane thank you very much
I hope things get better when I get my double corneal transplants
Asher Hernandez
100% is basically impossible unless you are a vegetable. 90% is typical for serious problems. Fake bullshit like ptsd usually get you 10%
Dominic Green
Sorry you got hurt, but in a certain way, I envy you.
My only hope is that they won't draft middle aged people if things get bad.
Levi Morris
Kek
Nathaniel Phillips
Opposite, you become a mine sweeper or medical guinea pig.
Ryan Turner
Draftable or not, it doesn't really matter if you have no plan on going lol
Ethan Wright
>40% disability
Depends what those disabilities are. Musculoskeletal chronic injuries are common but difficult to add into the total. Stupid shit like heart attacks and mental illnesses pretty much rocket disability up to 100% in no time.
Christopher Cruz
Dude no one cares that you lost your grip 14 feet in the air. Glad the military is at least paying you to shitpost.
Chase Nelson
this
its the same principle as "they cant put us all in jail at the same time"
Benjamin Thomas
I'm undraftable because I'll throw away the letter and harass anyone that comes to my house
Jonathan Watson
Oh noooooo I'm going INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAA
5K a month plz
Jose Sanchez
That's Luhansk, dumbass
Henry Bell
Hurrdurr I already fucked my life for zog
I win chuds
Noah Phillips
You sacrificed your body for zog for a measley $3500/mo. I wouldnt even get out of bed for that.
Jordan Sanchez
Hey free nsulin buddy, whoddathunkit? We had it in us all along. Here is your rifle. China is thataway.
James Hernandez
Because you do it for free
Landon Young
Oh fuck Blackburn is that You?
Gavin Powell
if you get drafted just go in with a swastika tee shirt seig heiling like a modern day clinger