/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #4802

/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #4802
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It's been fun /chug/ hope you survive the nukes

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Harden your heart, comrade Xi.

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Reminder: China won't do shit, they can only impotently seethe while we dow whatever we wish.

Nothing ever happens

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Reporting for duty. I got nothing to do atm

I hope you guys like your current phone/computer/GPU because it might be a long time before you can get a new one

The SPAR19 aircraft carrying Nancy Pelosi enters Taiwan's air defense zone.

>China does a large show of force with a massive training exercise in response to the visit
>lol jk we're launching an invasion of Taiwan
>Serbia invades Kosovo
>Russia landlocks Ukraine
I take back everything I said about Biden, he's the best president we could have ever gotten

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Not if king roach has a say in it.

WHITE POWA

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Uh oh

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"We do not have such problems with Sweden and Finland, which, unfortunately, we have with Ukraine. We have no territorial issues… no disputes… we have nothing that could bother us from the point of view of Finland's or Sweden's membership in NATO"
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>The SPAR19 aircraft carrying Nancy Pelosi enters Taiwan's air defense zone.

nitter.nl/spriteer_774400/status/1554464844019032066#m

BROS

>On approach
>600km out

>training exercise
Fuck that. They need to go forward building bases in the Solomon's and slap one in Central America, too.

>Literally token nigger

SHES GONNA FUCKING DO IT

I told you idiots chinks won't do shit kek

WE ARE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE LIKE MISERABLE DOGS!!!!
Im too young, im not ready for this!!!!

She will DESTROY xi jinping!

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why wouldnt she? ccp aint gonna do shit
just watch

youtube.com/watch?v=Ct_esYYrOZc
Chinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

cmon China do something, dont get cucked by an 82 year old woman.

I literally got new one with 3080 month ago. Prices in Russia currently are also at the lowest in few years because of ruble exchange rate.

To continue:
youtube.com/watch?v=Ra6GO0WnD70

That’s it, China’s just going to send ALL the fentanyl now. Enjoy your George Floyds.

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We are in Danger :)

Any alternatives to flightradar? It is going DERP! because of all the traffic...

Nancy is landing!

Taiwan is winning!

Beijing is seething!

communist "china" can't do anything!

Ukraine is winning!

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well, let's hope you're in Wales

Were are the Boobs&Vagene you promised?

Senator from South Carolina Lindsey Graham openly shared his thoughts about the future of Ukrainians:

"I like the way we are going. With American weapons and money, Ukraine will fight Russia to the last man."

And Ukrainians are happy to try, the will of the overseas owner is the law.

Imagine living in Vladivostok right now.

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Do you have Taiwan frog in your folder?

the US will never dare do this with Russia, sadly China will always remain cucked. The Chinese lack the bravery and autism we see in Russians, Slavs, Arabs and Turks.

So when do island chinks start dying

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That's an invasion of Chinese air space.

There's supposedly already two fighters alongside SPAR19.

So 10 US fighters, a nearby CSG with full air complements and escort vessels and a fuel tanker?

Yeah that's an idiotic move against a ultranationalist increasingly revanchist Chinese state.
The Biden administration has been a catastrophe for the US and the world at large.


The Yanks won't send anymore Manpads or ATGM's to Ukraine because over 60% were wasted in Ukraine, the rest have been reserved for Taiwan's defence. Wouldn't be surprised if this is all a distraction to ship them into the country ahead of time.

Post booba noww

Time to watch some comfy Sirs news on subject.

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>wake up
>still alive

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Massive cyber-attacks on Cuckwan...almost all major government websites are either down or disrupted.

Zelensky calls on Stoltenberg to provide heavy weapons for counteroffensive as soon as possible

>In a phone conversation with NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg, President Volodymyr Zelensky stated the need for Ukraine to quickly obtain more heavy weapons in order to successfully repulse Russian attacks and launch a counteroffensive.

>In addition, Zelensky emphasized the importance of receiving non-lethal military aid from the Alliance as soon as possible within the framework of the comprehensive package approved at the Madrid NATO Summit. He emphasized the importance of ensuring the full financing of this assistance.

>As the press service of the Head of State informs, Stoltenberg expressed condolences over Russia's killing of Ukrainian prisoners of war in Olenivka.

>The Head of State invited the Secretary General of NATO to participate in the online summit of the Crimea Platform on August 23.

>In turn, Stoltenberg called the conversation with Zelensky a “good call” on priorities for military support.

ukrinform.net/rubric-defense/3542077-zelensky-calls-on-stoltenberg-to-provide-heavy-weapons-for-counteroffensive-as-soon-as-possible.html

NATO must donate more wunderwaffens so hohols can finally have their counter-offensive

WTF is this real?

The US worker has to work hard, get tired, get sick. Come to the doctor - give the medicine! No! A lot of money. A Chinese doctor giving ginseng to an American worker. Healthy, strong. Says thank you China! We are friends now!

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2 hours

Not really a nuke target but the boat people will be catastrophic.

In an interview with The Telegraph, General Skibitsky, the deputy head of the State Intelligence Service of Ukraine, admitted that Washington had directly agreed on each target for Kiev before strikes from the American HIMARS multiple launch rocket systems: Before launching missiles, consultations are underway between representatives of the intelligence services of both countries, which allow Washington to stop any potential attacks if they were dissatisfied with the intended target.

Nancy Pelosi HUMILIATES little xi!

It's over for the one China policy! Taiwan IS a country now and forever!

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It's chill, we don't give a flying fuck. If anything happens our city is going to be nuked and we'll die in one huge fireball.

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Please post more Chinese communist propaganda.

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I live in a small comfy norf town, you can nuke London

Chine won't do anything, I'm getting the feeling this whole happening is anohter psyop, like the Kiev will fall in 3 days meme, likewise China will shoot down Pelosi's plane or whatever.
Obviously, nothing is going to happen, US will dunk on China. Shame.

taiwan is a spook

>Kadyrov: In 15 minutes we'll see who the "great power" is: the US or China

Fuck Wales. I am fucked, being in Scotland. Our stupid Leaders decided it would be fun to host US Nukes on the west coast. The Tidal waves or Radiation alone would scramble us into a Puddle of Piss.

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is this the most beutiful buhanka?

SOON!

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nice quads
also real

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I'm 40 miles from central London but you can nuke it anyway, I'd love a lot of the local tossers to not come home from work tonight!

Damn, that game was so good. Even the musics are amazing.

Somtimes the shitposting reminds me there is no plan, its all just a massive clownworld.

LANDING DUE IN 18 MINUTES

Russia must decolonize.

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‼Taiwan Air Force fighters began escorting the plane with Pelosi‼

yeah...and still not delicious tits

China cucks again kek, just like Russians cucked over and over again the east is full of nothing but cucks

One Nation, user. No Taiwan.

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Are you ready mutts ?

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>finally gets to see an opportunity to leave the hellhole of scotland in a permanent manner
>complains
I have a raytheon factory in my town, I don't have to worry about the apocalypse because i'll be dead

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Are you still suffering from the severe case of butthurt?

files.catbox.moe/0rptue.mp4
i'm gonna go take a shower, just in case

It's like that Oxenstierna quote
"Do you know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?"

it is decolonizing ukraine right now

>implying

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“In 15 minutes, we'll see who the ‘great power’ is: the US or China. We don't talk about ourselves.” - Ramzan Kadyrov

SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE

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ahahahaha

So it's safe to say that in two years, Biden has basically started or allowed if you're a didndunuffin gang, 2 wars and officially lost another.
2 years to go burgers.
What are next?

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China cucks once again AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

>>Stoltenberg expressed condolences [to Zelensky] over Russia's killing of Ukrainian prisoners of war in Olenivka.
Son of a bitch

> Behold, the bringer of light
AAAAAAAAAAAAA TAKE ME BACK TO THE SIMPLE TIMES

Sorry bros
44 MINUTES!

1. China closes the Taiwan Strait zone for civilian aircraft.
2. Taiwan Air Force fighters began escorting Pelosi's plane.

im am supporting russia passionately, but i despise the CCP. death to the communist cuck party of big mouth, small rat gonad commies. what is this political view called?

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THREAD THEME

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China will takeover the Kinmen Islands following the Russian example of 2014...you heard it here first.

China closes the country's airspace in the direction of the Taiwan Strait to civilian aircraft

I don't think the Chinese will do anything 'aggressive' this is what Murica wants, it's trying to pick a fight,

I think China will hit Murica in it's most tender and vulnerable spot, it's wallet,
all Washington is doing is destroying goodwill at this point, China will simply give less fucks about what it does economically, it will be less accomodating of Murica,
without self harming,

Chinks are the laughing stock of the world KEK

Taiwan is rightful chinese clay.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

anybody has the "decolonized Europe" version that was around in russian/english recently?

deficient npc

Do you have boobs ?

China will conquer south Korea.

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>China
>Communist
kek...it's literally the modern day National-Socialist Germany.

ACARS onboard SPAR 19 is NOT Encrypted.

All messages intercepted, Chinese know the exact route and alterations planned. Songshan airport is the landing site.

Island approach from the east, away from the straits itself to avoid possible Chinese weapons fire. Two fighter jets are escorting the aircraft and eight more are joining from Japan alongside five fuel tankers, CSG and its air wing is on red alert for possible hostile action amid rumours of Chinese subs monitoring the carrier group.

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Almost 20 years later I'm still playing it but now with mods and the crashes don't even phase me anymore. RIP RTSs

noo my pic

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found it

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It obviously serves as a distraction when you all of a sudden blow something out of a single action that can be percieved by anybody.
How the fuck that old hag is capable of making taiwan more anti-chinese? The secret diplomacy can be conducted SUDDENLY secretly. So no one would notice which deals the US actually make with taiwan.
It's just a shitshow for the npc to reload the record because the ukranian one is slowly coming to an end.
That means on the overall strategic level, the us commandment has agreed with the lose.
My bet, two more months, and there'll be no supply of artillery shells that ukraine can't manufacture on their own.
That would mean the end of the day.

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China KEKED
Jesus wept

STULL NO SIGN OF A CHINK RESPONSE, 2 MIN UNTIL LANDING
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHABAHBAHAHAHAHA

;^)

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Ayyyyy Glenrothes? I got an under-the-desk blowjob from one of your security chicks at an IT job in Worcester before she moved back.

This, Taiwanese jets are currently escorting Pelosi's plane right now and the chinks are still nowhere to be seen. They cucked out like they always do

burgerstan stopped caring about ukraine
now pelosi stirrs shit up in china because midterms are coming lol

distraction will fall flat

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I love the REAL President of China - long live Madam Tsai Ing-wen!

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Fujian citizens reporting lot's of jet fighters overhead!! IT'S THE END!!!!

you want an open fight, you're like a drunk looking for a fight,

China won't give you that, it will find (has found) a way to exact a price without lifting a finger in aggression,

you are pissing off your best customer and supplier,
what good will that do you in the long run?

I like the gypsi empire

CHINA KEKED ONCE MORE AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you are correct, but their party is called the communist party. since there is little difference between gommunism and natsoc, and both are socialism, i shit on both.

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Chinese social media users just started posting about Chinese Air Force taking off from Fujian
HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lol this is chink cope.

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here is new one for US

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albion bros australia is going to defeat you

Based

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