Earth spin speed increases. We're doomed I tell you. DOOMED!

Apparently the earth has increased the speed at which it is spinning. There could be a few reasons for this but lets hear Any Forumss opinion on it.

zerohedge.com/technology/earth-just-started-spinning-faster-ever-and-scientists-dont-know-why

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Can they at least tell us it's safe and effective?

21 For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be.

Matthew 24: 22 And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect's sake those days shall be shortened.

>those days shall be shortened
by 1.59 milliseconds

Then how come the day and night times still the same?

>earth
>spinning
globeheads are insane

So that's why time has felt so stretchy recently. Naruhodone.

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Sorry guys, I farted too hard

Prove it wasn't simply a measurement error

Oh shit

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>let's hear Any Forums's opinion which will totally be serious
>the same place people are constantly trolling that space is fake because Any Forums is unusable

Its going to accelerate. It just started

Jews are messing with the axis of the earth by moving water around in their secret tunnels is my guess.

>Earth spin speed increases.

is it equivalent to how much shit we have shot into space?

or even related, for that matter?

what kind of tools are you using for this measurement?

how are they calibrated?

It's talking about people who don't have to suffer the whole thing

you just added the "relativistic" equations to the GPS satellites, didn't you?

>faster than ever
Err, no. The Earth used to spin a lot faster millions of years ago, but the moon is slowing it down. Fossils with daily/yearly growth patterns show this.

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you're having too much to think, you need to trust the science (pbuh)

>There could be a few reasons for this but lets hear Any Forumss opinion on it.
Faster you say?
It's very simple physics, there's really only one possible answer
This means the ice caps are growing
Like a ballerina with her arms up vs out
water out on the equator bulge will slow the spin of the earth
but frozen up at the poles with make it spin faster
Ice age incoming

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Fart in the opposite direction quick before we are all gonna die!!1!1!!

who has that post about all the end of the world comms in movie
the rapture, meteor hits, solar flare
it's all same day like 9/23