Zoomer English

Has anyone else noticed that zoomers can't speak English? It's not just their choice of slang but their grammar and spelling, too. Do they ask
>bruh, why do we need to know this?
in English class, just like boomers asked while in math class?

Is it a variation of Ebonics?

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It is retarded

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idk i don't talk to zoomers i wouldn't know how they talk

>i don't talk to zoomers
Why not?

Second no cap needs to be a fr fr

Zoomer speak is a manifestation of american culture (nigger worship culture) spread through social media

Also drop the has before the deadass

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make and post it, checked

"why do i have to learn algebra when we have calculators"
now adapt this thought into smartphones. zoomers have lived with immediate access to information so they dont need to learn anything.

This I don't bother talking with anyone born after 2000

My 6 year old son now says sus and threatens to throw others off his ship

>threatens to throw others off his ship
What does this mean?

Holy fuck I hate niggers niggers niggers niggers NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGgERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS N IGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NigGERS NIGGERS NIGGEERS NIGGERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

what? ypu should always know why ypu are being taught something. no point in saying you use a capital letter at the start of a sentence, they ask why, you say, it doesnt matter why, just d it. that is a boomer way of teaching. wish id have had a male role model, my mother ruined my life by not teaching me anything. i jad to work out everything as a man myself and still struggle to this day. embrace learning, dont kick it.

if you have a group of friends and one is a cunt, you metaphorically toss him off.. the ship.

>you metaphorically toss him off

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It's from a game called Among Us.

Zoomer english is just a stupid meme, 99% of Zoomers speak properly and usually even better than their parents.

most Gen X parents I've seen have this really unusual mixture of their local accent mixed with general accent.

Boomers and older keep a classic local accent so it sounds right and Millennials and Zoomers usually speak in boring general english without any cultural background.

Ayooo this thread is bussin no cap watch out for them sus jannie

>99% of Zoomers speak properly and usually even better than their parents.
I went on a date with an 18-year-old recently and I had to sit there and listen to her use the phrase "fuck with" at least five times over the course of dinner

Sup zoom zoom

yes, i've noticed. this is why studying a second language should be mandatory. it forces you to learn grammar and syntax in a serious way, which is not only required to learn a second language but also will make you more conscious of your english.

yeee
sheesh
yikes
^ i like these words

fr
bussin
no cap
^ i dislike

I do and its very very dull. They have nothing to talk about besides consumer topics and Kardashian level of local drama.

When I was their age we were at least interested in tech shit and software development...

Nothing with these fuckers.

Product.
Social observation.
Product.
She/he is dating x/y/z.
Product.
Social observation.
Product.

>Kardashian level of local drama
what does this mean exactly? I never cared about drama as a teen and I care even less as an adult. What's Kardashian level, basic and fake?