Starbucks undercover agent

>straight white male
>work at a starbucks
>surrounded by fags and trannies
>get paid well tho


idfk what to do anymore, please help.

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You'll wake up one day, years having passed you by in a strange daze, and you'll find that you no longer have a dick and you're name has been changed to Sally.

A straight male would never work at Starbucks.
>you are a closet fag at best

nah im straight asf. $17/hr is only reason im here. but hard to put up with the fags and trannies.

leave for shitty pay job or wait it out until i can find sum else?

You'll be gone in 2 months. I've never seen the same person at my local starbucks twice, and I only go there about 1 per month.

20 an hour at the volvo warehouse and all I do is chill in a forklift most of the day, I'm 22

does starbucks still offer health insurance even if you're part-time?

yh perks are amazing but workplace is shit

>free spotify premium
>health insurance coverage
>stocks if ur with the company 4 long enough
>frequent pay raises (just went from 15 to 17 today lul)

but again i hate work itself.

get into solar panels and installation. the GOV fix is in its going to be a thing.

you wont be promoted there. not diverse

>>no rainbow colored hair ;(

op is a recruiter. ((((starbux))) finally realized that hiring only niggers and fags is a bad business decision and now they're desperate for straight white men because that's the only demographic that actually works

>Volvo warehouse

This might actually be gayer than making pumpkin spice chai lattes at Starbucks.

can confirm.

>im in your walls user

If you have a girlfriend, leave ASAP. If you don't, stay, and use your position to meet cute girls and leave later. Cute girls love Starbucks more than anything else in the whole wide world.

Nice cover OP, I too am a secret agent

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Either pretend to be A sexual or find another job.
Starbucks is a cuckzone / middle aged woman hangout in my country too.

top fucking kek

Go work at a warehouse

you know youd think that but the only ppl that come in are middle age niggers and rich white ladies

tony schiavone worked for starbucks for a little over a year after wcw folded. he enjoyed flirting with his college girl coworkers apparently

How is it? I could make luxury coffee. I hear you gwt a free pound of beans every payday, too.

the work itself? easy to learn, not too intensive. also yeah u get a free pound every week, and 3 drinks every shift lul. if ur looking for a job that pays well, doesnt take much in the brain department, but u def make ur paycheck, dis is it. just try to find one without the fags yknow