>Jobsworth council bosses have banned a beer-loving pony mayor from his local pub
>Miniature Shetland Patrick is often seen knocking back pints of his favourite Guinness at The Drum Inn and is so beloved by locals he was made Mayor of Cockington, in Devon
>But planning enforcement officers have told the pub they need planning permission for Patrick to be allowed to graze in the pub garden
>Patrick’s owners Kirk and Hannah Petrakis said they were “shocked and upset” by the move - which they fear will leave the horse traumatised - and have already removed the fencing from the pony’s “interaction pen” at the boozer
>Furious locals branded the council’s decision as “disgusting” and “selfish”. Local woman Ingrid Marsh said: “I am more than disgusted. He is a beautiful and gentle soul; far superior to anybody trying to remove him.”
>A petition has already been started to ask the council to allow the pony back on the boozer’s lawn
me means I get off scott free for not living up to my responsiblities like whats the point when we're in the midst of a collapse on all fronts just live your life and enjoy it while you can
>I don't plan on being bone idle la, I do wanna contribute. I'm just not assed about the money and the way I see it my own personal development within myself is more important which is why I've taken a big time out. because only way I could achieve what I really wanted to was on my own, solo dole-o. I don't really care about success as long as I have a positive impact to some degree which I already have in quite a lot of people's lives and probably will do more so as I get older. I do quite like the idea of being a counsellor though in regards to employment
You’ve already had a positive impact on my life Josh lad by giving me advice and listening to what I had to say and taking me serious when no one else would even though you don’t know me and I don’t know you. Think you’d be a good councillor like.
Mason Watson
Well, one look at him and you would realise your life wasn't as bad as you thought so who knows? Might be onto something?
Aaron Lee
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
Liam Cooper
Fuck off berty.
Ryder Watson
K but only this once, faggot
Jeremiah Reyes
feels like a new dark age, but what people dont stress about the dark age is that it was a great time for individual men to be free from social control. the victorians and georgians and medievals were strict about the world and our place in it. we have no place anymore but neither did the warring tribes of the fall of rome. why not go be a monk or a sage or a hillsman or a homesteader. drop out of the financial system, its a rigged game.
Samuel Hughes
Yes. We took a vote. You have to fuck off.
Luke Rivera
Fuckin hell you must be a right pathetic loser if that's true
so what you're saying is I gave you spot-on hardline advice and have contributed positively towards the white community? heh nah thats good lad just think if you can do that for someone you should, simple as if you find others you can do the same for you best do it don't get in too deep tho, or too invested thanks for the kind words lad >inb4 the seethemong says I'm samefagging again
Oliver Stewart
How's it going with your farmer revolt toothpaste? I've been away and not caught up.
Evan Williams
If you want a vision of the future, imagine Chris Whitty frying slugs inside a chiminea burning wood he has collected from the verge of a motorway owing to lack of electricity and gas
Chase Peterson
>t. Seethemeister
Benjamin Harris
You are samefagging though, josh. How else would you get any (You)s?
Kayden Fisher
Cringing for you Josh, hope you die soon
Evan Harris
I wonder if they're going to tell him to blink this time. It's amazing how this is something they're holding for primetime, but when it comes to the economy or literally anything else, they do it before lunch.
Mason Perry
Council workers confirmed arseholes yet again.
Oliver Turner
oj mate come back :(
sounds like you're dwelling on it too much mate there's still a lot of beauty in the world even in small things like my penis or short interactions with local dog walkers in their elderly years if you learn to appreciate stuff like that you'll kinda just end up ignoring the bullshit for the most part until you start wanting things of coure thats the biggest problem I think because currently the system is set up as a means of providing you with countless roadblocks to what will fulfill you, truly so the solution is to just stop wanting and just appreciate what little things life gives you day by day sounds cliche but its true
called it
Adam Wilson
fuck off josh
Jace Wright
I have even bigger problems to worry about. Black youths are causing mayhem in the neighborhood. Its a dire situation in the poor suburbs
Bentley Thomas
suffering comes from attachment and all that I get you i dont really give a fuck about the world I do try to make the most out of every day because each day we're above ground is a blessing
Tis the same everywhere sadly. Hopefully we can have a good war and get women back in the kitchen, blacks back in America and jews back in the oven.
Joseph Bell
Kek, Hinkley Point is owned by the French state. This country is a fucking joke
Nathaniel Cox
based same here lad
Nathan Ross
I saw a vision of the future today while waiting for the bus. Packs of fat african women in skin-tight clothes walking back and forth between a TK Maxx and a JD Sports and a KFC, shouting in forren and trying to use iPhones with their massive false nails, all on a depressing retail park that used to be a nice bit of woodland.
