This Girl Walks Up To You; What Do You Do?

This girl walks up to you and in a broken Chinese-English accent asks you to download this QR code app on your phone and to stay in your home with the door welded shut until your QR code turns from red to green. WDYD?

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Kill her

download the quarantine app then cry myself to sleep

Smack her for even daring to talk to me with such an ugly face.

invade her taiwan

>be me
>have been running grapheneOS for the past 2 years
>download app
>it doesn't work because of the gutted google services
>be so autistic even manly chinese girl who looks like Xi ain't interested in my big white cock

I fuck her a second time and tell her to go make us breakfast.

I would tell her that she looks a lot like Chinese President Xi Jinping

I don’t talk to obese, shitskinned mutts. Sorry.

sucky sucky fucky fucky wonton and then I send her back to Hong Kong.

All your islands are belong to us

Try to be bff with her ^.^

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China's_final_warning

Bribe her with honey.

#3 with wonton, thanks.

You need a government approved phone in order to access your bank account and enter stores for food. wdyd then?

tell her she looka lika man.

turn 360 and walk out

Hike across the Chinese countryside, hop on a raft in South China Sea and hope for the best, not much you can do in this situation

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Fly into her back yard praying it starts WW3

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lol

>wdyd
Same thing I did with masks, barge in, take what I want, and throw cash at them.