This Russian man shows up on your front door, you have no firearm in your house. How do you defend yourself?
This Russian man shows up on your front door, you have no firearm in your house. How do you defend yourself?
Ayden Williams
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Hudson Rodriguez
Axe/crossbow, many options..
Benjamin Gray
nailgun
Joseph Gonzalez
Num chucks.
Caleb Martin
Before I started lifting I used to think this guy was a monster
Anyone else NTF?
Levi Cook
Lick
Matthew Sullivan
He surrenders immediately upon seeing modern conveniences like plumbing, my toilet and electricity.
Colton Wright
The only weapon I need is the Holy Rosary
Ryder Hernandez
A knife cuts a big man just as good as any other...
Zachary Walker
I think you mean the NAILGUN!!!
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Angel Anderson
with my hands and feet?
are you some kind of bitch, op?
Liam Russell
Tell him that he has starting gyno and whack him with my viking axe
Jordan Walker
Why is he attacking me? Btw I stab him in the fucking neck
Brandon Collins
Boiling water and sugar
Joshua Taylor
Wheelkick to his jaw
Justin Baker
Russia is old news. We've upgraded wargames to China. Get with the times, boomer.
Sebastian Edwards
Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth!!
Jonathan Rivera
teleport behind him
Leo Gutierrez
I call my 3 cousins next door and my 2 brothers. We take out the sticks
Ryder Watson
Invite him to a cup of tea, then discussing how to fight the western globohomo together
Angel Morgan
The correct answer is to control a chokepoint like a doorway with a pole weapon, when he approaches you poke him once or twice and then watch as he suddenly loses the urge to fuck with you.
Take the polearm pill, anons, it is how God intended us to fight.
Gabriel Gutierrez
>no firearm in your house
What is this, european simulator? Why wouldn't I have a gun within arm's reach?
Caleb Morales
>We take out the sticks
That's gay
Isaac Harris
I know Kung-fu.
Kayden Diaz
Liam Ramirez
Tell him he has the wrong address for the faggot piss guzzling orgy.
Dominic Bell
No shoes in the house sign