Brit/Pol/ - Rain or shine edition

>Bank of England scraps mortgage affordability test
theguardian.com/money/2022/aug/01/bank-of-england-scraps-mortgage-affordability-test

>Liz Truss vows to scrap fat and sugar taxes
mailplus.co.uk/edition/news/208107/truss-ill-stop-nanny-state-taxes-on-junk-food

>Volunteer ambulance crews to respond to 999 calls to ease NHS pressure
telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/08/01/volunteer-st-john-ambulance-crews-respond-999-calls-nhs-deal/

>Earth's rotation is speeding up
thetimes.co.uk/article/mystery-of-why-midnight-came-1-59-milliseconds-early-on-june-29-6gvc6rdrs

>Pensioner who slit his wife's throat in what he claims was a mercy killing pushes for legalised euthanasia
metro.co.uk/2022/08/01/man-who-slit-dying-wifes-throat-calls-for-change-to-euthanasia-laws-17102031/

>David Baddiel says England football fans can retire "Three Lions" after women's Euro win
theguardian.com/football/2022/aug/01/time-to-retire-three-lions-anthem-after-euro-2022-win-says-david-baddiel

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Sumer is icumen in lads.

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Shithole full of inbred vermin
Kys anglo shitstain

Hey britpol...

4th for no boring briton

which three of you racist fucks did this?

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I think David Baddiel could be a jew
Just a theory I've got

So Liz Truss is such an overwhelming favourite to be PM it's not even a contest right? betting companies don't make fuckups that huge

Hey Stella.

Lhude sing cuccu

Your lifes a falen apart lad..

Yay, no sugar tax. Pop tastes like shit nowadays.

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Pissing on bin bags is racist now

She loved that hot piss the filthy whore

Aww fuck I have this exact same bike....

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It looks like it.

shut up you dopey prick

Ur mums got tits like bin bags wahey!

To be fair they could of mistaken her for a letter box.

Not me. Also some enjoy a bit of watersports.

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Cuccu cuccu!
Wel singes þu cuccu!
Ne swik þu nauer nu!

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>Kirkpatrick Virgo, of Whitby Road, Slough, Berkshire is due to appear at Reading Crown Court tomorrow morning charged with murder and possession of an offensive weapon.
Can I get an ethnicity check for the name "Kirkpatrick Virgo"?

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based dalit

Don't watch The Wicker Tree, it's total shit compared to the original film

you are to blame for the 30C weather everyday for the past 6 months, you overdid it

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you are a spiritual nigger

Ne swik þu nauer nu!

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>Hey britpol...

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I hope truss wins. Apparently I have a stalker in here.

screaming

Just got offered a job at Ibis hotel, lads. Start next Monday.

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>The Wicker Tree
Never even heard of it.

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plot twist; it was 3 pakis

Kek.

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be one of those housemaids that have to watch people wanking

Fucking kek

Nice, should be some hot eastern europeans working there for you to molest

She almost certainly will. Do you think Pelosi will go to Taiwan, or chicken out?

Douglas Doherty sets the record straight on Dougie Joyce's lies
youtube.com/watch?v=0nmHyb0eguw

facts about name.tripfags

Apparently was going to be a trilogy, with Hardy writing and producing the last one called "Wrath of the Gods", The Wicker Tree had some interesting things here and there, and Christopher Lee in really wasted flashback cameo.

If you're curious then it's up for free on Youtube

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wicker_Tree

Nah I'm on night reception. Pretty comfy, sounds like I'll just be able to play OSRS mobile most of the night.
Every single member of staff I have spoken to so far has been Eastern European kek, no cute ones yet though.

Brit frens are you ready for our trip to Taiwan and the ensuring war we’ll fight together?

china won't do shit
they already basically retracted their threat

ok but do you still get to watch people wanking?

Fuck off ood-chan

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Mirie it is while sumer ilast lad.

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good luck mate

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not especially

It would be a bit humiliating is she didn't go.

>ok but do you still get to watch people wanking?
Guess I'll find out.
Cheers m8

No, I'm not.

Boss tells me to go and get 2 lads in the Midlands. 30k, just driving a fucking van from site to site and cleaning the odd water tank. No experience required, just have to show up and learn. You get to use the van as your personal vehicle.

Not one taker, none of you lazy bastards wants to work. It's making me look bad.

That’s the spirit!

hours?

No, mines.
As in, your mums babies is mines

Gonna watch Bringing up Baby with me dindins.

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Hey again britpol...

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if i had to id join the catering corps

>Added to the wank bank

Antonio Guterres is concerned:
>“Today, humanity is just one misunderstanding, one miscalculation away from nuclear annihilation”
Have you been up to much today? Is anything happening over there?

Site at 8, leave at 3ish, variable with travel. Have to do the odd week in Scotland and channel islands. Weekends optional with overtime.

Yeah i got to get back to nursing brownbitch's mums kids