What will you do if China shoots down Pelosi's plane?

Demand that we get the pilot back.

2 more weeks

>if
when

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Stop posting this, nigger glowies

I'm going to have a Gin and Tonic. Maybe two.
I quit drinking a couple years ago.
This I could justify and rationalize restarting the count.

slay my queen? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=4dxZCfEjL7U

Enjoy the shitshow from a fairly safe distance

It would probably being the comfiest happening in the history of this site, even topping trumps election.

CHINA WON'T DO SHIT

USA IS INVINCIBLE

SLAVA UKRAINE

TAIWAN NUMBER 1

Make a post like "The flaming wreck of Nancy Pelosi's plane just flew over my pagoda"

>’would’ in the title
>’could’ in the body
I hate journos so much

BTW..

*could be

Nothing is going to happen.

SanFran Nan is already on the ground.
I wonder what grift this REALLY about. This type of stuff is what we have a Secretary of State for.

i pray to the new gods and the old gods, that she dies.
i will write Xi a thank you letter, if they kill her.
america would be much better off without her.

Shes gonna be landing, just more quickly then she would like.

Not care.

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Imagine dying from nuclear radiation to avenge Pelosi's death.

I don't have to even give this hypothetical a moment of thought as it is never going to happen. get a job

grab my bug out bag and run for the woods
whether Biden retaliates or not, the USA will be destroyed within 24 hours of Pelosi's death
China will nuke us because we fought back, or they will nuke us because we didn't fight back
either way, WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones

i don't care about pelosi, i care that it's the united states of america's speaker of the house

if given the opportunity, i'd be the one to turn the key and turn those bugs into dust

hey remember that time she did the insider trader thing and then pulled this stunt to completely distract everyone from it and it was super effective?

laugh

I would believe she's with the alive Epstein to avoid insider trading accusations

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HOLY MOLY

fpbp

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I will have a beer in celebration, mind you I haven't drank a beer in 20+ months.

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Same thing I always do, I'm just not going to take it. To be fair, she needs to go before Harris and The Big Guy are removed.

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Do what I always do
>wake up
>shower
>coffee
>get into bumper to bumper traffic
> go to work
>eat lunch
> keep working
>get into bumper to bumper traffic to go home
>get fast food on the way home
>eat
>jerk off to furry porn and play vidya until midnight
>wake up the next morning and repeat the process

>weekend
>Spend whole time jerking off, playong vidya and dreading monday.

Nothing.

Not happening

Celebrate, for the first time in 8 years time twitter something again over the inevitable hashtag and spam horsepiss about being the bigger player and not retaliating; One dead geriatric is not worth declaring war over.
>also watch some HypOps to prepare for the inevitable beatdown the US is going to level at the Chink navy and Airforce.

Clap !

Laugh and thank them for their service.

go officer a little early

cum like a sperm whale

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MY GOD, CAN AT LEAST ONE YEAR AFTER 2014 BE SIMPLE AND QUIET I JUST CAN'T, CAN'T, CAAAAAAAN'T

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This desu. There would be one loss of pawn, and I don't care for that. But pelosi can get fucked.

fpbp

>feast on Americanized chinese food
absolutely patriotic

Get out my saved box of July 4th mortar shells and light off a few.

I dont care about Pelosi but if they hurt any of our military hardware then it is game fucking on

You really have no idea how strong China is. These bugs have been preparing against us for the past 70 years. We're their #1 target. You're just gonna chill in the lowland and hope everything works out, then you'll probably even keep trading with the Chinese after we're dead. Have you no heart?

Get my doctor to write up my medical excuse note so ZOG won't draft me

>mfw

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>What will you do if China shoots down Pelosi's plane?
I'll probably laugh for a few seconds and then stop thinking about it because I don't care.

COOM

Why would they shoot down their accomplice, she is giving them cause to invade undercover of a general mobilisation, knowing the US will back off.

You will when they send us in Asia to fight for the globohomo, Hans.

Bust a hefty nut to the thought of her
HEAVING
PENDULOUS
HANGERS
smothering me, cutting off the air as I explode, sexually, in a final act of orgasmic pleasure, ejaculating with a force similar to a plasma jet, white hot and forced from my loins with every fiber of my being

than*
nigger

Come on man. Share some happenings with the rest of us. We're bored as fuck in America and we're killing each other. We need an outlet. We have millions of psychos who need to kill, so why not send them to China? Release the floodgates a bit and get back to normal psycho levels. Think about all the psychos that have died for Russia. You no longer have to worry about those people in your country anymore. You're safe. Another world war would be excellent for humanity.

>Shes gonna be landing, just more quickly then she would like.

Top kek

what a waste of life, grow a garden, build a potato box, go fishing, learn how to change a water pump or concentric slave cylinder, learn php or perl.

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Cheer

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>CHINA WON'T DO SHIT

This. Not cause muh Burger Stronk, but cause Pelosi is a Chinese asset. She’s been turned. Remember her “driver” years ago was revealed to be spying for China. BS, “handler” more accurate description.

celebrate and encourage war for the sake of war.

Chinks have a military which is an extension of their political institutions (kind of like the US is also doing right now, LMAO). They can't fight a war against the US navy and come out on top, also the chinks would be going up against Taiwan being backed by US forces. Which means chinks firing their best missiles at Taiwanese forces before the US missile trucks start showing up and AMRAAM them to fucking bits.

Short chip stocks.

I will shoot off one firework for every globohomo death

Fap

>the USA will be destroyed within 24 hours of Pelosi's death
holy shit imagine being this brainwashed by Any Forums shills

No, stop. please, do not shoot down Pelosi's plane.

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I will leave Any Forums forever.

sounds like fucking hell

Defcon 1

>Remember her “driver” years ago was revealed to be spying for China.
you're mixing up your american oligarchs, that was (((feinstein)))

Prepare for war against the American leftwing.

This is another reminder that it's very, very easy to get to heaven. Watch this short gospel video if you want to be 100% sure of going to heaven after you die user.

youtu.be/sEawcSFuCTw

This is much more important than frivolous politics and war news many of you are distracting yourselves with.

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>what a waste of life
>waste your life doing these instead for literally no fucking reason: grow a garden, build a potato box, go fishing, learn how to change a water pump or concentric slave cylinder, learn php or perl.

Heaving? Are you blind? Those things are pancakes, not melons. Plates, not jugs.

not my problem

Send pooh a gift basket.

China doesn't need nukes to destroy America, they'll just activate their strategic niggers of mass destruction inside America.

gluttonous pigs will perish. You have been warned.

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why?
that hardware is most likely going to be used against you at some point

Nothing, most likely

Probably celebrate with a few drinks.

I would stop fapping forever.

Understand it as another false flag gulf of Tonkin false flag

What will chinks when china doesn’t do shit, cope and seethe online and make excuses for why China is weak as usual?

kek, i guarantee some anons will get genuinely upset
>amelika numba one!!

They're not gonna fight the US Navy. The US will at best just send equipment to Taiwan and hope for the best. They have no militarily pact with Taiwan and less than soldiers on that island.

50* soldiers

Have a party.

Can't wait for media to start the "Nancy Pelosi faces the dragon and wins" stories.

Not believe it

That's America.

Have a chuckle at her expense

cheer

What if they just shoot down the fighters and let the plane pass?

>Nancy Pelosi is finally dead

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This.
Can we get a twitter trend or something going on in support of this?

smoke and mirrors

HOLY SHIT NANCY PELOSI JUST FLEW OVER TAIWANS HOUSE.

Fpbp