[LARP] WW3 Any Forums edition

Titsy Pelosi is taking fire, we need you to get in the fight, Lieutenant!

What do you do?

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i eject

Sir we just lost an engine

Pick the chink side option at the start of the game so I don't have to rescue that wop bitch.

What game is this?

Me: Sorry, I refuse to fly using a cope slope.

Fire a couple missiles into the wreck of pelosi's plane to make sure she's dead then defect to china.

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I'm gonna buzz the tower.

Fire the AMRAAM right up her cancerous arsehole.
>ww3 done

Do a 360 then eject lmao

fly home and let the bitch die.

a fucking ramp

well first I'd apologize to the bongs for landing on the wrong carrier..

Turn those missiles right back at the aircraft carrier and do my duty to help in the struggle against globohomo.

finally a good thread

COME IN HOT AND ROAST THOSE MOTHERFUCKING BUGS, SIR

>ramp

why did you post a chinese carrier?

Lmao if I get to dogfight I'll do it without hesitation, don't even give fuck on whose side I'm fighting fot.
How much of a pussy faggot can you be to avoid doing cool shit because of politics?
>B-BUT MUH PESLOSI, M-MUH WW3, BLAH BLAH
Don't care, I just want to DOGFOOIGHT

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get in and go shoot pelosi some more

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>What do you do?

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I immediately grab her a whiskey and let the air force take the Bugswarm out of the air.

>Larp
That’s all that the chinks can do is larp. They don’t have the balls to attack the drunken old hag.