Astrology Confuses Me

That looked like a bunch of rubbish how do I know which house is mine

Forget the daily columns and recognise that which is above reflects that which is below. The stars you were born under, your natal horoscope, can relay information to you that is self significant becaue your mind will draw associations between the positions and aspects of the planets, their significtions and the path your life has taken. If you begin to understand the character of the signs, planets and houses, you will interpolate the information in the chart and help you with personal psychology. If you're the type who thinks it's all bullshit, just use it as a tool to jump off for self reflection. You'll find the way like that eventually.

Find a book on horary.

There might have been something to it in the past, not due to the stars but due to food access dureing different parts of the pregnancy and so on.

Learning this shit is easy as fuck. Get your natal chart drawn up, and just google "(planet) in (sign)" "(planet) in (house)" "(planet) (aspect) (planet) signification" etc. for the relationships in your chart. There's an astrology thread on x usually that can help you more.

My girl bought me this book on astrology I read Capricorn and I wa alike that's me to a T so I got freaked out and more interested.... However from doing research and asking people about it... they all say yeah that's so me or that's so Capricorn like fpbp here lol.... so idk what to make of it... also curious of Tarot cards are bullshit too I mean if most of /pol believes in santic kabal and masonry and shit I'm curious about how they feel about astrology like is our fate predetermined if so ughhhh I hate being a fish goat right about now I just wanted a normal life

its unironically real

It's very very real

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>not due to the stars
>due to how food grows on our planet
>which is affected by seasons
>caused by our nearest star
>but we're unaffected by the other stars
>we just use them to track time, guide our voyages, provide ambient light
>they're too far away to affect us
>except for when they do
Everything is connected.

It has legitimate esoteric roots but is mostly bullshit today. The constellations have moved over time and the gaps in the calendar make this chart inaccurate now as well.

TL:DR, it's bullshit

What does that even mean lmao

sorry user, you are fugged by transits.
You are a masculine aggressive men, focused in your career, looking for a die hard conservative wahmen, maybe of a different society, with different languages, cultures, etc... You are a socialistic ocnservative. You come for a relatively upper class, like to improvise, and are good looking. Chaddish in a word. You benefit from crises, and can trigger them in your home, as well as having a kind of crises in it. You have a knack for tech as part of a generational issue, as well as heavily disliking past or current ideologies.
You are about 24 years old, and current america is causing you crises in your work environment.

You are getting fugged in your own admin of your own resources, while having a natural knack for trading, talking, and so on. You are also a naturally good fighter, and life in your first 20 years was all or mostly all expansion. You were born about the 31 May 1998

Stay in /x/ with the women and fags please.

Hidden details in everything. Ancients wanted stories to be passed down and deciphered. Its a lot of bullshit to say the sun is gonna reset us again.

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>It has legitimate esoteric roots but is mostly bullshit today. The constellations have moved over time and the gaps in the calendar make this chart inaccurate now as well.
user notice the satanic 911 digits

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Many such cases.

t. Capricorn

But why I'm a good person lmao predetermined fate seems like an asshole move on the universes part

supposedly billionaires believe in it
i've never seen anyone successfully predict anything with it
it could be one of those things that is so subtle that barely anyone picks up on the events related to it

the mythos around is fascinating but really jupiter saves humanity not by being in virgo bit by sweeping the solar system clean of comets that could wreck our shit.

Ex was born in September that bitch is crazzzyyy
>don’t believe in zoology signs

Ah yes because billionaires have never showed signs of being clinically insane like the time Bill Gates wanted to block out the sun lmao

My mother is a Libra and my best friend is too.... fucking indecisive attention whores

>western astrology

follow Vedic astrology. That shit is ridiculously accurate, unlike western astrology.

I mean if we're to prevent the next micronova from resetting us we need to either be able to generate our own magnetic field around the Earth or strengthen it so it doesn't shift its poles to refortify itself.

it has some truth to it, as the astronomical calculations are right (one has to be keen to learning maths to do the real astrology) and the fact that signs tend to have propensity to related careers and health issues (capricorn iusually have issues regarding bones, taurus throat, aries mental issues)

Then there is the other aspect, the connection to the metaphysical.

When I was really into it at my youth (it started as a way to get chicks) I ended up being able to guess accurately not just the sign but the ascendant of anyone who entered the room at the pub we used to gather at What led me to an odd set of new experiences when one of them a woman told me she would date me if i could guess her name - what I somehow did at first shot.

So it might lead some to a more direct approach with the spiritual on this sense. I finally understood when some mean that it is a connection to "knowing everything"

Misunderstood relic of an ancient scientific system

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>sign of the devil
That's where you're mistaken.
Capricorn is a tough fucking mountain goat, which man's you're a thought cunt nigger.
You sit right there in your armchair writing your misery and I fucking promise you Capricorn life is misery the way we're all raised.
We're raised to submit and be subdued, which is exactly the opposite of the Capricorn life.
A Capricorn faces a difficult life with many troubles and issues behind and ahead of him but that doesn't mean life sucks. Life feels sucky because you're not armed with the tools and defences necessary to conquer those problems and rape the people causing them.
I have 6 planets in Capricorn including the Sun. The world tries to get me down, that's the life I'm given, and my job in this life is to beat the shit out of the world and fuck it so hard it cooms a Great Awakening all over everyone's face, and nothing feels better than to cum inside that bitch, whether the bitch is called "we're firing you because you're too good at the job" or "you don't need any help, you're perfectly healthy at any size".

You were born to get fucked. That's a given.
So what do you do about it?
Do you sit there, call life shit and whine?
Or do you fucking rape every single cunt cock or idiot jabbie who dares to fuck you over, for the mere suggestion alone?
This is not compatible with other signs and balances, but with my tropical zodiac being 6 planets in Capricorn and my sidereal zodiac being 7 planets in Sagittarius, NOTHING FEELS BETTER THAN TO FUCK THE PROBLEMS INTO AN EARLY GRAVE WITH BALLS FULL OF CUM.

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